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re: Sex robot NEXT GEN with tongue that MOVES ‘just like humans’ for ultimate pleasure (NSFW)

Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by GeorgeQGlass
Austin
Member since Oct 2017
297 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:52 pm to
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I’ll say this again. As soon as this tech becomes viable it will cause a severe decrease in population until women get over the feminist bullshite. What man is going to risk half his stuff for sex? With all the #metoo crap, why put yourself in harms way?


Question: Do you have a wife/GF?

If so, it's really sad that you're trivializing all men's desires to a hole.

I'm married...been married for probably longer than most of you are alive. I love my wife and all of the bullshite that comes with having a partnership. We back each other up through all the goddamn curveballs life throws at you.


I would venture to say that the problem stems from most of you having shitty assessment skills in choosing an SO if you've reached a point where this seems appealing. Newsflash: women aren't the problem, it's men with shitty decision making skills.

If you don't put the wedding band on batshit crazy women, they won't frick you over. Choose wisely. Most of you just choose poorly.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 7:53 pm
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6611 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:53 pm to
When does IsexRobot come out in select drive in theaters?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10205 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:55 pm to
Nice job, Debby Downer.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:56 pm to
Damn, my pic of a plastic doll got deleted with the quickness.

Prudes.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:58 pm to
I had to change the picture because it "violated" OT rules with pics

Too revealing
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:59 pm to
I just wanted to let everyone know I was getting a taint hair trim for Father's day. Sheesh.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42407 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:00 pm to
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What man is going to risk half his stuff for sex?


Every single man since Adam met Eve
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12556 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:01 pm to




Wood....I guess?
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4110 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:35 pm to
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the silicone tongue mimics human movements by undulating in and out of the mouth. 



Just went slap my wife.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46703 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:37 pm to
If only it were that easy. Plenty of men marry women who are completely normal then become insane/unhinged after marriage
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74620 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:38 pm to
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In the intriguing video, the silicone tongue mimics human movements by undulating in and out of the mouth.

DS Doll marketing manager Sam told Daily Star Online the tongue is designed to “look cheeky and cute” but is required for “linguistic” and “oral sex” purposes.


Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:41 pm to
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I dunno, man.

Having to turn a machine on to have sex with, just seems too easy.


FIFY
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10950 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:44 pm to
She will let you shite in her chest. If she can get that tongue to clean a butthole we might be looking at the future.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:50 pm to
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Having to turn a machine on to have sex with, just seems weird.
You must be doing it wrong, as the sex machine turns you on.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1319 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:22 pm to
Do you get to chose which arm the pussy is under? It's been so long since I've had sex that I've forgotten which one its under.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26977 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:31 pm to
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Having to turn a machine on to have sex with, just seems weird

Well, I usually turn on a machine (my computer) before having sex with my hand every other night, so it should be a smooth transition.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11692 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:03 pm to
Can you get one with a huge, gnarly retro 70’s bush?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76111 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:10 pm to
I would never have sex with a robot, it's just weird and gross.



But I would let my friend frick it while I beat off in the corner.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26445 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:10 pm to
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Having to turn a machine on to have sex with, just seems weird.

A lot less work
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