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re: ‘Sex dolls are way better than real women – they don’t care what I do to them’ (NSFW)

Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:06 pm to
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feel so necrophilia-ish?

what's wrong with that?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66809 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:10 pm to
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It’s a fancy melon warmed in the microwave.
I see.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11434 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:12 pm to
Can these dolls perform a rusty trombone? If so, I'm down.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20360 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:17 pm to
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I'll take the "Hope Solo" please


I bet she still cringes every time she thinks about those photos out on the net. She is one NASTY young lady.
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/14/21 at 10:50 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:20 pm to
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She is one NASTY young lady.



Why? I'm curious what she did that was nasty.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
So that dude has to make his own dinner and clean his own house and do his own laundry?



Not for me...
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92328 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:35 pm to
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No sex doll is a proper substitute for a real, horny, enthusiastic woman.
It probably is for an unattractive man with extreme anxiety.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:39 pm to
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No sex doll is a proper substitute for a real, horny, enthusiastic woman.


Of course. But we can't let the women know that.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:51 pm to
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quote:
I can have sex for two hours or two minutes."

Only 1 of these is correct


Actually, neither are technically correct.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30070 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 1:21 pm to
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Instantly hooked, he now owns six dolls, and says his need for "companionship and sex" has been completely fulfilled. He describes himself as being "monogamous" to his dolls - Diane, Dianna, Tiffany, Honey, Kissy and Erin.


So he is a Mormon!
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20360 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 1:23 pm to
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Why? I'm curious what she did that was nasty.


Have you not seen the photos?? They were more like gynecological shots and a how to book, complete with photos on how to give an anal exam.

She's not really an attractive woman in my book and her splay-legged selfies didn't do her any favors.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25349 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 1:24 pm to
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Smoking is trashy.


She smokes she pokes! Pick her up!
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32361 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:10 pm to
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t’s glorified masturbation. It’s a fancy melon warmed in the microwave. No sex doll is a proper substitute for a real, horny, enthusiastic woman.


Can't believe 8 people downvoted this. Guess we know some "men" still can't get laid the regular way.

Sad.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79733 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:14 pm to
Just adding something else you won't clean up.


Life choices.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:15 pm to
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Guess we know some "men" still can't get laid the regular way. Sad.

dude, the bar scene just got old with me
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:37 pm to
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were more like gynecological shots and a how to book, complete with photos on how to give an anal exam.


Yeah.... That's pretty hot.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32361 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:38 pm to
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dude, the bar scene just got old with me


Women are everywhere, bro. Just grab one.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17989 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:43 pm to
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Not pleasing her


Sooooo business as usual for 98% of this board?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61602 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 2:45 pm to
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Sex dolls are way better than real women – they don’t care what I do to them’


Man.... when the robots come to frick our world up, and they will, it will be because of assholes like this dickhead.



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