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re: ‘Sex dolls are way better than real women – they don’t care what I do to them’ (NSFW)

Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:30 am to
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:30 am to
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I'll take the "Hope Solo" please




Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:30 am to
The doll "smoking" a cig
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:31 am to

Mmm... Pink waffle.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:32 am to
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Sex dolls are way better than real women


What a virgin says.

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they don’t care what I do to them


What a virgin with rape fantasies says.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9228 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:34 am to
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warmed in the microwave.


serious question: do they warm them up? or just hope the friction makes it not feel so necrophilia-ish?
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5249 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:35 am to
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The doll "smoking" a cig


If she smokes she pokes.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:38 am to
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What a virgin with rape fantasies says.



Trillhog?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86482 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:40 am to
As soon as they do a SJW one I’m in. Imagine how hot it would be to virtual- mate with a hairy-legged rubberized humanoid that also lectures you on toxic masculinity , the joys of socialism and how she’s only doing it because her gf is unavailable.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:41 am to
At least he won't be procreating..
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:41 am to
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The doll "smoking" a cig


I wonder if he turns to her and says "jesus christ I wish you'd put that out. Smoking is trashy"
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:41 am to
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Let me know when these dolls can make a sammich, pick up dry cleaning, clean toilets, help me pick out outfits, and play with my hair and talk to me when I'm a little fricked up.

The fact they don't bitch nullifies all of that. Also you can just pay a maid to do that other shite for less $ than you would spend on dates and gifts for an SO
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5186 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:44 am to
do their asses smell
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:45 am to
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do their asses smell


Afterwards.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:46 am to
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Also you can just pay a maid to do that other shite for less $ than you would spend on dates and gifts for an SO

How do I spend less than zero?
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:47 am to
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the smoking sex doll



I hope it's not menthol. Those cause cancer.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:49 am to
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‘Sex dolls are way better than real women – they don’t care what I do to them’ (NSFW)
the second their arse can serve as a pannini press and their mouth can double as a keurig, women are gonna be in a lot of trouble
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:49 am to
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How do I spend less than zero?


whore her out to your friends.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:57 am to
The captions for the photos are fantastic:

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TJ says he fell for Tasha almost immediately


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Tasha takes the burden of having sex away from TJs wife, who sadly finds it too painful


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Izla says he's just as sexually active now as he was in his 20s, and Tiffany is just one of the six dolls he sleeps with four to five times a week


quote:

Nick waited for two weeks to have sex with Krystal and sat her down with a cup of coffee first



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"It feels amazing [to have sex with Kristal] but it's not the same as a real woman," he says. "Psychologically, with a real woman it would be intercourse, not masturbation and I obviously wouldn't treat her like an object. "Although I do treat my doll with a lot of respect and care."


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Instantly hooked, he now owns six dolls, and says his need for "companionship and sex" has been completely fulfilled. He describes himself as being "monogamous" to his dolls - Diane, Dianna, Tiffany, Honey, Kissy and Erin.


I'm from Florida, I'll take one of these in a blond with some tatts please:

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:58 am to
she smokes, trashy, WNHI
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 12:03 pm to
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