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‘Sex dolls are way better than real women – they don’t care what I do to them’ (NSFW)
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:14 am
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:14 am
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Blonde Kristal is one of many carefully crafted dolls to hit the market in recent years and Nick is among a growing number of men ready to splash the cash on a plastic partner.
Every part of the dolls can be custom-made – from hair and eyes to the shape and texture of their nipples.
Buyers can even choose from a gallery of 11 different vagina styles and shapes, including 'neat' and 'tight' options, and varying clitoris sizes - but they'll have to fork out an additional £80 if they want pubic hair.
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"I'm not interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with a woman. I think of [being with my dolls] as a lifestyle choice, similar to deciding to be a vegan," he says.
"I'm old, and all I want to do in my waning years is have fun. For me, my dolls are way better than real women."
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"I can have sex for two hours or two minutes."
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Idk why but the smoking sex doll made me laugh
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 11:37 am
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:17 am to Tigerbait357
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and varying clitoris sizes
Why would you worry about finding the clit on a sex doll?
Why would you even eat out a sex doll?
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For me, my dolls are way better than real women."
It’s glorified masturbation. It’s a fancy melon warmed in the microwave.
No sex doll is a proper substitute for a real, horny, enthusiastic woman.
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 11:19 am
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:17 am to Tigerbait357
Smoking is trashy.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:18 am to Tigerbait357
He is posting on the OT in that picture.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:18 am to Tigerbait357
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I can have sex for two hours or two minutes."
Only 1 of these is correct
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:19 am to Tigerbait357
Let me know when these dolls can make a sammich, pick up dry cleaning, clean toilets, help me pick out outfits, and play with my hair and talk to me when I'm a little fricked up.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:19 am to Tigerbait357
That looks as real as some of the instagram models posted here.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:19 am to Tigerbait357
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but they'll have to fork out an additional £80 if they want pubic hair
That's a lot of dollhairs.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:21 am to fr33manator
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No sex doll is a proper substitute for a real, horny, enthusiastic woman.
Until you get married
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:21 am to fr33manator
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Why would you even eat out a sex doll?
Not pleasing her orally would just be weird. Women have needs, too. Neanderthal.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:22 am to Tigerbait357
Even then...you have a good woman, makes you sandwiches, takes care of you, lays next to you keeping you warm at night...
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:22 am to TSLG
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and talk to me
you lost me here
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:22 am to Tigerbait357
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Buyers can even choose from a gallery of 11 different vagina styles and shapes, including 'neat' and 'tight' options,
Curious what the other styles are. Sloppy and loose?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:23 am to Sao
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Not pleasing her orally would just be weird. Women have needs, too. Neanderthal.
This would be like a woman jerking off a rubber dick...pointless.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:25 am to northshorebamaman
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Curious what the other styles are. Sloppy and loose?
Oriental-sideways
Tranny-they just take a rubber dick and chop it up and stuff it in.
Mormon-
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:26 am to northshorebamaman
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Curious what the other styles are. Sloppy and loose?
I'll take the "Hope Solo" please
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:27 am to Bluefin
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That's a lot of dollhairs.
this might be the single greatest post of all time
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:27 am to weagle99
Mingo
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:29 am to fr33manator
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lays next to you keeping you warm at night...
I can go without this.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 11:30 am to Tigerbait357
I guess to each his own but I would feel like an absolute idiot if I had one of these
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