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re: Scariest thing that happened to you in the woods
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:39 am to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:39 am to LegendInMyMind
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You hear a banjo in the woods you run. If you hear a kazoo, you investigate.
If you hear sweet singing and wet clothes slapping on rocks, investigate.
I went on a hike once in the Catoctin mountains. I climbed up the mountain and had a great few of the Monocacy valley below. This trail was near Camp David. On the way back down, I heard something behind me. I couldn't tell what it was, but I could tell it was following me and there were no other people around. I had about a mile to go. I grabbed the biggest stick I could find and hurried on down the mountain. I never did see what was stalking me, but it followed me almost the whole way.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:44 am to SquatchDawg
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So I think it was either a painter or a Sasquatch.

Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:46 am to SquatchDawg
Walked up a staircase once in the middle of the woods and I haven’t slept since
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:47 am to Centinel
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That was a fox
or a peacock
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:48 am to SquatchDawg
Me and my friend was playing in the woods, we were probably in middle school. We brought my two dogs with us and they ended up stirring up a ground hornet nest. I ended up getting stung more than 30 times. It took me a long time to go in the woods after that.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:49 am to SquatchDawg
Walking in the woods on the Northshore around the Loranger area where some friends of mine were renting a rustic old cabin and several acres in the early 70's and I went looking for a stream they had been told about.
I was gone about 30 minutes before I found the stream and it started getting close to dark. I took another route back to their cabin and came along a cow path through a bunch of tangled vines/tree limbs that formed a tunnel about 5 ft. tall and 3+ ft. wide.
I get about halfway through it and something moved that caught my eye and when I saw what it was, I saw plenty of them-----they were snakes all up in the vines and limbs, dozens of them.
Didn't stick around long enough to identify them since it was getting dark and I didn't want to be any closer to them than I already was.
I was gone about 30 minutes before I found the stream and it started getting close to dark. I took another route back to their cabin and came along a cow path through a bunch of tangled vines/tree limbs that formed a tunnel about 5 ft. tall and 3+ ft. wide.
I get about halfway through it and something moved that caught my eye and when I saw what it was, I saw plenty of them-----they were snakes all up in the vines and limbs, dozens of them.
Didn't stick around long enough to identify them since it was getting dark and I didn't want to be any closer to them than I already was.
This post was edited on 3/11/22 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:53 am to TigrrrDad
What do you do with them once you've caught them?
Posted on 3/11/22 at 8:58 am to SquatchDawg
Got my shite caught in my zipper while taking a piss. 

Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:02 am to SquatchDawg
Camping in North Georgia with Cub Scouts. Food and "smellables" go in bear boxes all around the site.
About 4am, I hear a crash, the obvious sound of our rubbermaid bin with pots and pans hitting the ground. Then another crash. I can hear walking around, crunching sounds. I'm wide awake, assessing the situation. I have a leatherman knife at my disposal, and that's it. I weighed the option of peeking out to see what it was, but I knew what it was and opted to just stay put. The crunching steps approached my tent (I was at the far end of the site), and paused, and I could hear a visible sniff/snort, and then it walked away.
Went out to check once I felt okay about it, and it didn't do any damage, it just knocked shiat over. Talked to the other adults that morning, and most didn't even hear it! Two other guys did the same as me, they were like...what good would come out of making my presence known?
I only had one kid on this campout, and they were in the tent with me. I suppose if they were in another tent, I probably would have had to duck out.
About 4am, I hear a crash, the obvious sound of our rubbermaid bin with pots and pans hitting the ground. Then another crash. I can hear walking around, crunching sounds. I'm wide awake, assessing the situation. I have a leatherman knife at my disposal, and that's it. I weighed the option of peeking out to see what it was, but I knew what it was and opted to just stay put. The crunching steps approached my tent (I was at the far end of the site), and paused, and I could hear a visible sniff/snort, and then it walked away.
Went out to check once I felt okay about it, and it didn't do any damage, it just knocked shiat over. Talked to the other adults that morning, and most didn't even hear it! Two other guys did the same as me, they were like...what good would come out of making my presence known?
I only had one kid on this campout, and they were in the tent with me. I suppose if they were in another tent, I probably would have had to duck out.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:17 am to SquatchDawg
Walking up on a grizzly hard to top. He didn't seem to give a shite about me so the fear turned into awe.
Large black bear running in front of me running w jogging stroller w my one year old was a spook.
My wife and I got lost in bumble f NC mtns. We read the trail guide and studied the map and knew there was one spot where the blazes disappeared and you had to cross a river at a sketchy spot, but we still messed it up. It was getting cold and dark and huge lightning storm came out of nowhere. We came out at some podunk dirt road and almost started panicking. No cell service. Then some truly crazy hillbilly couple came scratching around the corner in a best up Oldsmobuick and drove us back to our campsite. With our dog. That could've gotten ugly. The car ride was almost as scary as being lost.
There's one in the Idaho wilderness I still get sweaty palms over. Easily could have died crossing roaring creeks in March, using fallen logs. Slip and you're dead. My friend and I had missed the turn for the trail to the hotsprings bc of snow cover and ended up way too far in the backcountry. Camped in the snow. Then the next am my idiot friend went to explore the area "for a minute" but never came back. The sun beat down on the snow and the creek crossings from the day before had grown
even more deadly. I had to decide whether to just sit and die slowly or cross. Obviously crossed. Idiot friend had just decided to head back to the car 10+ miles away without telling me. Walking in the woods alone wondering if your friend was dead is no fun.
Large black bear running in front of me running w jogging stroller w my one year old was a spook.
My wife and I got lost in bumble f NC mtns. We read the trail guide and studied the map and knew there was one spot where the blazes disappeared and you had to cross a river at a sketchy spot, but we still messed it up. It was getting cold and dark and huge lightning storm came out of nowhere. We came out at some podunk dirt road and almost started panicking. No cell service. Then some truly crazy hillbilly couple came scratching around the corner in a best up Oldsmobuick and drove us back to our campsite. With our dog. That could've gotten ugly. The car ride was almost as scary as being lost.
There's one in the Idaho wilderness I still get sweaty palms over. Easily could have died crossing roaring creeks in March, using fallen logs. Slip and you're dead. My friend and I had missed the turn for the trail to the hotsprings bc of snow cover and ended up way too far in the backcountry. Camped in the snow. Then the next am my idiot friend went to explore the area "for a minute" but never came back. The sun beat down on the snow and the creek crossings from the day before had grown
even more deadly. I had to decide whether to just sit and die slowly or cross. Obviously crossed. Idiot friend had just decided to head back to the car 10+ miles away without telling me. Walking in the woods alone wondering if your friend was dead is no fun.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:35 am to SquatchDawg
Was like 17 and heading down to a wooded area with some friends to drink one night. Someone called the police on us and as we were drinking we decided to avoid them, so we ended up hiding further back in the woods. We had hid out and had them searching around us but we weren’t seen. They finally left so we get up and start making our way through the woods to get home, but can’t go out to the main road as we imagined they’d be driving it. We come out in this old guy’s yard, never see him until we have his flash light and gun in our faces. He told us he heard the police scanner and came out to find us, thought ole boy was going to pop us, but he let us go and we ended up making it home.
This post was edited on 3/11/22 at 9:58 am
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:48 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Covey of quail flushes from right under my foot.
Been there and done that...... Dang near had to go back to the truck to change my pants.
I guess the scariest thing was back around 2001 or so I was hunting at a buddies lease in South Arkansas around Mt. Holly. I was in a gound blind at the top of a hill that had two long shooting lanes.... one of which I had to walk out to get back to the truck.
Should have been a good afternoon but I saw nothing until about 20 minutes before dark.... Caught some movement down the lane about 80 yards away. Thought it was a deer at first so I got my gun ready just in case... then I began to make out a head... then a body... then as it stepped into the lane a long tail that turned up at the end. It was long and lanky (nothing like a bobcat). It stopped in the middle of the lane and I got a great look at it for like 20 seconds. Long enough to know it was not a bobcat. In my mind it looked like from nose to tail it almost stretched all the way across the shooting lane. No doubt in my mind it was a cougar/mountain lion/ whatever you want to call it.
After it left I was thinking how cool it was.... until i realized I had to walk out that way. When I say I sprinted to the truck I mean it was probably the fastest I've ever run for nearly a quarter of a mile. Get to the truck and my buddy isn't back yet and it's locked.... he gets out of the woods and I'm up in the bed of the truck with a flashlight and my rifle looking for anything to move!
When I told him what I saw he just said "well now you are the 3rd person who's seen it out here"
That was back before the AGFC admitted there might be a population in AR.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:56 am to SquatchDawg
Back when I was way younger, I flipped a four wheeler on its side with five people on it. Luckily none of us came away with a scratch but we all could’ve been really hurt.
Another thing is that our hunting camp sits right on the Atchafalaya in Butte LaRose. We never fish the Atchafalaya because that’s gross but they have some tributaries that you could go down to get you to some good fishing. You pretty much have to use your troller motor and navigate because it’s so narrow to get from the area between the Atchafalaya to the good fishing spots and it always gives me the creeps, because you always see snakes hanging from trees and alligators galore until you get out of there
Another thing is that our hunting camp sits right on the Atchafalaya in Butte LaRose. We never fish the Atchafalaya because that’s gross but they have some tributaries that you could go down to get you to some good fishing. You pretty much have to use your troller motor and navigate because it’s so narrow to get from the area between the Atchafalaya to the good fishing spots and it always gives me the creeps, because you always see snakes hanging from trees and alligators galore until you get out of there
This post was edited on 3/11/22 at 9:59 am
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:02 am to TigrrrDad
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TigrrrDad
Years ago, back when I was in Lafayette one year early in April I went to Henderson to fish. It was extra warm that day after coming out of cold weather. In more than one smallish cypress tree there were snakes including moccasins sunning themselves in the branches at about head level. And you come up on these trees while staring down at the trolling motor head and then look up and bam, there's snake in the branches at head level. It was either the snakes or the giant wasp nests so you had to be vigilant. So I know what you mean about snakes in the branches.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:08 am to TygerTyger
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What do you do with them once you've caught them?
If they are deep in the woods on the creek where I catch most of them, I just take some photos and let them go right where I caught them. If they are on my trails near my house, I’ll relocate them in the creek deeper into the woods.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:12 am to SquatchDawg
I annihilated a copperhead with a .22 while my dad and I were squirrel hunting when I was 9 or 10. He damn near stepped on the thing and I still have no idea how I saw it at all. It was a cold morning so it wasn't doing much of anything other than existing, but I just told him to freeze, stepped around him and calmly mag-dumped my Ruger .22 into the thing.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:15 am to SquatchDawg
Probably a few years ago I was up around Flathead Lake in Montana and hiking into a trout stream. I was moving quietly looking for deer and elk as I went. I stopped and when I took my next step I snapped a branch. That woke up a griz that was sleeping about 10 yards off the trail I was on. He barked at me (kind of a deep “woof”) and he ran the other way.
Black bears don’t worry me in the least but that big griz dang near caused me to poop my pants.
Black bears don’t worry me in the least but that big griz dang near caused me to poop my pants.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:16 am to SquatchDawg
I was part of a group that would hunt black bear in northern Wisconsin using baits and dogs. On the morning of the hunt, we would all split up and drive to the various baits to see if they had been "hit" and how large the tracks were. This would determine which bait we would let the dogs out at. Me and my Dad are on our 3-4th bait and we see the bait has been hit and there are decent sized bear tracks, so we head back to the truck to call the rest of the group and let them know. As my Dad fires up the truck and turns on the headlights, there is a huge black bear at the edge of light. We must have interrupted his feeding and he followed us back.
This post was edited on 3/11/22 at 10:17 am
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:20 am to SquatchDawg
Was out at my lakes and woke up at 5 and said...frick it...let me drop an early line.... took my side by side to the lake deep into the woods and walked to the end of the dock and started throwing lines out. Dock has a small light but it's basically pitch black and dead silent all around me....can't even see the trees.
I hear things now and then leaves rustleing, fish jumping out the water etc. The leaves rustling can be creepy but never bad. Then I hear straight up walking over the leaves not far from me in the woods to my 8 o clock. The walking leads to a huge plop into the water....I just new it was a fricking gator which get caught out there all the time..... hauled arse back to the cabin.
I hear things now and then leaves rustleing, fish jumping out the water etc. The leaves rustling can be creepy but never bad. Then I hear straight up walking over the leaves not far from me in the woods to my 8 o clock. The walking leads to a huge plop into the water....I just new it was a fricking gator which get caught out there all the time..... hauled arse back to the cabin.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:21 am to SquatchDawg
Got charged by a 1000 pound moose backpacking in the grand tetons. Had to dive behind a tree to keep from getting run-over. Walked up on him while trying to refill water supplies for our hike back down the mountain and he was angry. I think it was the rut there. The rangers warned us about them and to keep our distance.
This post was edited on 3/11/22 at 10:22 am
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