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re: Santa Spin Off - how to tell child

Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16451 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:00 pm to
You need to teach your wife that “alot” isn’t a word.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68073 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:30 pm to
I didn't tell my kids. they simply figured it out around 9 or 10.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20780 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:46 pm to
I think you meant to post this on Facebook. This is classic "look at me" Facebook post.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 6:02 pm to
Tough room when the OT shits all over a perfectly nice letter from a mother to her son. Holy hell.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68446 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 6:32 pm to
Yeah
Many of these posters are complainers and whiners
Posted by WM
West Monroe
Member since Nov 2003
808 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:11 am to
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Tough room when the OT shits all over a perfectly nice letter from a mother to her son. Holy hell.


It's okay. I new what I was getting into. With LSU not playing yesterday and West Monroe losing in the semis the night before I needed some entertainment. And as usual, OT didn't let me down. Thanks y'all.

This was my personal favorite.
quote:

This is the most lame middle class white people shite I’ve ever seen
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7111 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:23 am to
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How are you going to break the news to him about The Stork and mommy's vagina?

Best conversion ever between me and my daughter. She asked me how babies got out of mommies tummies, so I told her. She called me a liar

The look on her face was priceless.
This post was edited on 12/3/17 at 7:32 am
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36900 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 8:17 am to
Just let him figure it out.

I figured it out when my mom casually mentioned that it took her a long time to find a certain gift I got, that gift was "from Santa".
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
2505 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 8:55 am to
The approach of St Nicolas and being on the team is how the wife and I will be handeling this one, not sure about the letter though. But, you know your kid not me. I just think the message through conversation is a better so they can ask questions and makes it more personal
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 9:44 am to
Your wife will win PC Principal of the year, no doubt.
Print the shirts.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69059 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 10:02 am to
Parents aren't good enough.
I got bells in the attic rigged to a fishing line in the master walk in.
At 3am the Ring and security cams will pick up Santa Clause briefly look at Christmas ornaments before going off frame. Boot prints of chimney soot, and the soft scrape of wood pulled across roof tile all at the same time.

At 1 I got to play santa on another friend's house.
Technology keeps you on your toes.


Now I can't wrap my head around how they believe in the stupid Elf on the Shelf.
He's on the kitchen counter today, on a mini tree. Supposed to not get touched.


Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 10:11 am to
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I could not be more proud of her and how she explained it.


God almighty. Your kid's high school experience will not be an easy one
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20361 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 10:14 am to
When I felt like it was time for each of my kids to know, I sat them down and said "Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are not real. It's been your mom and I all along." It took a moment for it to sink in, then they were cool with it. They didn't need a damn letter.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 10:36 am to
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great spirit. And to them it is about jesus's birthday first,


So they believe in 2 fictional characters
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62868 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 10:44 am to
Very well done. The OT is showing its odd insecurities with some of these responses.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 10:45 am to
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Proud of my wife.

Pics or GTFO.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3602 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 2:20 pm to
She has too much time on her hands. Hope all the cooking and cleaning was finished before writing this. Did she post this on Facebook yet? I like how she included you at the bottom even though your lazy arse had nothing to do with it. Oh, and pics of said wife.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5362 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 4:34 pm to
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hated how my parents and relatives kept me believing in santa, and I got santa shamed in school for it


You sound like a pussy
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 4:53 pm to
If you raised a semi intelligent child they'll figure it out.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 4:54 pm to
When I was nine my dad told me to quit playing with my pecker .
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