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re: Sam Bankman-Fried begs Bahamas judge for bail because he's vegan and too 'depressed'

Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25750 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:33 pm to
He is more upset everyone found out he used to frick that ugly troll
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 7:34 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25750 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:36 pm to
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He should have gone to Brazil

Beaches, and hot babes with fat asses? Yep. Ole boy could have done some incredible damage down there. Now he’ll be fricking a toilet paper roll.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4015 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:37 pm to
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Wonder if they indict his parents too. Who knows if they are also in deep with this scam?


I am pretty sure it was reported that there was an expensive purchase of bahamian real estate in their names.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29741 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:39 pm to
Why isn’t Caroline in a prison cell right now?
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Member since Aug 2021
827 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:41 pm to
I think they were apart of it from what i read - and just bought one condo (still out of their price range). Early rumors said they spent $100mm on 12 or so condos but they were just one of the condos I think.

Regardless - they’re definitely accessories.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:43 pm to
He may discover that he is "safer" in jail as a depressed vegan than in free world as a thief of billions.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6341 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:53 pm to
Probably the first time he’s been told no in his life.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80011 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:54 pm to
Why doesn't the media preface his name with "Major Democrat donor" Sam Brinkman-Fried was...? Wasn't Roger Stone labeled like that?
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:00 pm to
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should have gone to Brazil. They have no extradition with the U.S.


That is only correct for their citizens. Granted he could attempt to bribe them but that would assume he can access meaningful sums of money still to bribe his way there.

Easier would be Venezuela where he could live like a king for a fraction of the cost of living elsewhere while he works out where to go if he doesn’t like it there. Some pretty ice beaches and hot gals there too.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1117 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:05 pm to
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Sam Be fricked.


That is probably better than the ugly nerd girl he was banging.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:06 pm to
Olive Oyl is being too kind.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11173 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:09 pm to
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He is more upset everyone found out he used to frick that ugly troll

Who wouldn’t. You can make more money, but you can’t unbang that creature.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43201 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:11 pm to
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Why isn’t Caroline in a prison cell right now?


Probably happening soon.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122195 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:16 pm to
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He should have gone to Brazil


Unless he appeared to be dirt poor he would get robbed blind and possibly killed in Brazil.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122195 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:17 pm to
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Why should they share a cell?


Because they are both vegan fricks. Let the bitches stay together.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5669 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:18 pm to
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Unless he appeared to be dirt poor he would get robbed blind and possibly killed in Brazil.


Brazil has plenty of nice places that are less dangerous than New Orleans.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:46 pm to
I guess we can send him fried chicken?
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3141 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 9:02 pm to
Paris. France doesn't extradite to the US.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4531 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 9:32 pm to
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He’s about to get Epstein’d


Far more likely he’ll be drinking Goldstar’s on the beach in Tel Aviv with Epstein. Supposedly, Epstein is buried in an unmarked grave in a Jewish cemetery on the outskirts of Miami.



How ironic is it that the most popular brand of beer in Israel, is Goldstar?
Posted by midcitycid
Member since Nov 2008
880 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 9:34 pm to
he could have posted bail in FTX dollars
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