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Sam Bankman-Fried begs Bahamas judge for bail because he's vegan and too 'depressed'

Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:21 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:21 pm
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Disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been denied bail in the Bahamas after being charged with one of the 'biggest financial frauds in American history'.

Bankman is accused of defrauding investors out of $1.8billion by convincing them his trading platform FTX was safe to use. He has been holed up in the Bahamas for weeks avoiding extradition, but today was denied bail after prosecutors argued in court that he was a flight risk.

They claimed he hid $300million in a Brazilian fund in September, months before the collapse of his crypto trading platform, as a means of setting himself up for an escape when the inevitable happened.

SBF, 30, protested, telling the judge he couldn't go to jail because he is vegan and 'depressed'.

She however denied him bail, remanding him in custody until February 8.

SBF's parents tried to comfort him after the decision was handed down, according to Eyewitness News, a local outlet in the Bahamas, and its reporter Cheyenne Ligon.

After his parents returned to court from retrieving his medications from his apartment, a judge denied bail. Bankman-Fried faces 155 years in prison on eight counts of money laundering and fraud. US prosecutors are preparing to charge some of his friends too.

Prosecutors say he used the platform as a 'personal piggy bank' to fund a lavish lifestyle and make whopping political donations.

During proceedings on Tuesday, is Stanford law professor mother, Barbara, laughed when prosecutors referred to him as a 'fugitive'.

He maintains that he did nothing of the sort, and was going to tell Congress today that he could repay all of the people who have lost money 'tomorrow' if his assets were unfrozen, despite previously filing for bankruptcy.



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This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 4:21 pm
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:22 pm to
That judge was like hahahaha no. Bail denied.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:23 pm to
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vegan


quote:

'depressed'



Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:25 pm to
Hope some Bohemian dude loves him tenderly in jail
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:25 pm to
Sam Be fricked.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:26 pm to
I’d be pretty fricking depressed too if I were a vegan
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:27 pm to
Him and that viking dude from the capitol should be put in the same cell. Since when do people get options as to where they go to jail (or prison) because they are vegan?
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:33 pm to
Wonder if they indict his parents too. Who knows if they are also in deep with this scam?
Posted by LSUtiger17
New Orleans
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:37 pm to
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Stanford law professor mother, Barbara, laughed when prosecutors referred to him as a 'fugitive'.


His idiot Stanford Law professor parents have probably never worked outside of a classroom or library and will likely get a worse result than a run-of-the-mill criminal defense lawyer.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68460 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:50 pm to
Well being a vegan makes you depressed
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:55 pm to
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Depressed


That’s the wrong thing to say if the democrats are after you. He’s about to get Epstein’d
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
14460 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:56 pm to
Tough shite fat boy.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36023 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:04 pm to
The American left has gone from union baws and the white working class to upper class academics and their billionaire kids who steal millions. Old school Dems like Wright Pattman are rolling in their graves while technocrat apologists like Decatur, TigerDoc, Tboy and texridder cheer it on.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
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11700 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:06 pm to
Could only give 1upvote
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14560 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:12 pm to
Frick that guy

They need to throw the book at him.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33891 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:14 pm to
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Who knows if they are also in deep with this scam?


They knew what was going on, it will be a matter of plausible deniability. But they all seem so arrogont I don't doubt there is incriminating stuff out there.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14285 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:14 pm to
Was he not arrested for extradition? Why would you even have bail? Is he being tried in the Bahamas?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:17 pm to
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She however denied him bail, remanding him in custody until February 8. He will spend his detention at Fox Hill, The Bahamas' only prison. The jail is known for overcrowding and unsanitary conditions.


This made me smile.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:22 pm to
Dude is so out of touch with reality. He's the epitome of a narcissist.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4659 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:24 pm to
His Parents run a Democrat PAC in the Bay area. They are responsible for funneling millions to the DNC ( outside of FTXs donations )

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Bankman-Fried’s mother Barbara, meanwhile, cultivated extensive progressive political connections through her Democratic PAC Mind the Gap, which routed millions of dollars from Silicon Valley donors to Democratic campaigns, pledging to spend as much as $140 million in the 2020 election cycle.

The group reportedly attracted wealthy donors by pledging to use statistical modeling to effectively leverage their contributions to elect the maximum number of candidates, an approach one donor called “the moneyball of politics,” according to an expose in Vox. Major donors include Facebook co-founder Dustin Moskovitz, former Google CEO Eric Schmidt, and a host of other Silicon Valley heavy-hitters, including Human Rights Watch co-chairwoman Amy Rao.


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Bankman-Fried is largely believed to have used his mother’s political connections — and those he cultivated himself through his own PAC — to enlist support for his crypto lobbying campaign in Washington, D.C. During Tuesday’s hearing, several Republican lawmakers expressed alarm at the degree of influence Bankman-Fried was able to attain in D.C. in just a few short years of lobbying work, which focused on ensuring that the crypto industry would be regulated in a way that benefitted his firm.

Barbara Bankman-Fried has since stepped down from her leadership role at Mind the Gap as she and her husband brace for the legal fallout their family is facing, which they expect will decimate their finances, sources close to the family told the Wall Street Journal.

While at Stanford, the pair were often immersed in a campus culture of philosophical and ethics debates, Puck News reported, making it an ironic twist of fate that their child is now embroiled in a fraud debacle of epic proportions.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 5:31 pm
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