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re: Saddest, most beta story: Guy pays $75,000 for major surgery to go from 5-7" to 5-10"
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:08 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:08 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Im 6’2” so i dont know what it’s like to be short… but tbh, to be able to go from short to average height for ‘only’ $75k doesnt seem like such a bad deal… would likely pay off in numerous ways, from dating to- and this isnt my opinion, there have been many studies done (no link)- the fact that average sized and taller guys usually make more money over the course of their lifetime than short guys .. so IMO it’d be a good investment .
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Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:09 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
I hope this guy wins the lottery And marries and OT 10 just so that y'all will have something else to talk about and be jealous and insecure of. Most OT thread starters are just like this guy.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:11 pm to CocomoLSU
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and I'm fricking awesome and pretty well-respected among my peers
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:12 pm to BK Lounge
Errybody on the OT is 6'+ with minimum of OT 8.5 wives.
No shorties, no fatties, no uglies, and no fricking garden gnomes allowed! K?
Oh, and being under six feet tall is trashy.
No shorties, no fatties, no uglies, and no fricking garden gnomes allowed! K?
Oh, and being under six feet tall is trashy.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:17 pm to BK Lounge
6'2" has never failed me - in dating, athletics, money, socially - I still don't understand this procedure. How do you make a person taller?
Isn't there a song about short people?
Isn't there a song about short people?
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:20 pm to JackieTreehorn
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If this surgery gets cheaper it will kill sales of F-250’s.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:20 pm to BK Lounge
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there have been many studies done (no link)- the fact that average sized and taller guys usually make more money over the course of their lifetime than short guys .. so IMO it’d be a good investment .
Seems like he's already doing alright in that department if he can drop $75k on an elective procedure like that.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:22 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
I can't imagine going through life with that little confidence.
I'm 5'5, my ego would be too big if I was 6'+, I had to get kept in check somehow.
I'm 5'5, my ego would be too big if I was 6'+, I had to get kept in check somehow.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:25 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Only $75,000 seems like a pretty good return on investment to me.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:25 pm to WG_Dawg
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holy shite, I wanna get in this. Easiest money ever
Those people are going to feel really stupid one day if they ever find out they could have just signed up for accounts here and been insulted constantly for free.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:27 pm to Scruffy
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So Scott, who is bi, got to work and, in February 2021, started an OnlyFans page. Within a few months on the platform, he zeroed in on a niche: financial domination, a form of humiliation kink where clients pay him to degrade them and take their money. By January 2022, by supplementing his OnlyFans earnings with some of his savings and a small loan, he had enough to pay for the procedure.
Wait.
This is a thing? I’ve missed my calling.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:28 pm to Walking the Earth
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Those people are going to feel really stupid one day if they ever find out they could have just signed up for accounts here and been insulted constantly for free.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:30 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
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I hope this guy wins the lottery And marries and OT 10 just so that y'all will have something else to talk about and be jealous and insecure of. Most OT thread starters are just like this guy.
God, you are such a pussy
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:33 pm to Scruffy
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So Scott, who is bi, got to work and, in February 2021, started an OnlyFans page. Within a few months on the platform, he zeroed in on a niche: financial domination, a form of humiliation kink where clients pay him to degrade them and take their money. By January 2022, by supplementing his OnlyFans earnings with some of his savings and a small loan, he had enough to pay for the procedure.
Wait, short guys can get rich on Onlyfans by insulting people?
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:34 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Errybody on the OT is 6'+ with minimum of OT 8.5 wives.
Lol i dont care if you believe me or not, we’re on an anonymous message board so i dont give two shits…. If it helps to ‘humanize’ me or whatever, i am starting to lose my hair.. and sort of along the lines of this thread, i have done some research into what’s called ‘FUE’ hair transplants ,where they take your hair from the back of your head and put it into your hairline…. Call me vain, i dont care.. but it seems like it’d be a good investment since im in my 40s and might have 40 or 50 yrs of life ahead of me, who knows- but might be nice to keep a full head of hair .
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This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:34 pm to Bestbank Tiger
quote:good guess fricking Einstein
Wait, short guys can get rich on Onlyfans by insulting people?
that'll be $5
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:35 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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“I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry,” he said.
What a b*tch
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:41 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
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I hope this guy wins the lottery And marries and OT 10 just so that y'all will have something else to talk about and be jealous and insecure of
this guy has serious issues and no amount of added height will make up for it.
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I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry.
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my favorite influencer
the whole thing reads like satire.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
shite dude I could into detail about all the fricked up shite in life that nothing to do with my height. We're all dealing with bullshite - all the fricking time. 
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:04 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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“I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry,” he said.
Things that didn't happen for $350 Alex
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For Scott, demeaning comments about height are everywhere — whether in his personal life or in pop culture. He singled out TikTok particularly, where jokes about men’s height are rampant.
There's your problem bud, get off social media if it hurts your feelings. It's only a haven for bullying and ain't reality anyway.
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