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re: Saddest, most beta story: Guy pays $75,000 for major surgery to go from 5-7" to 5-10"

Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6358 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:05 pm to
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I'm 5'5



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Epic Cajun


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my ego would be too big if I was 6'+


checks out
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1344 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:12 pm to
This guy is like those people who are addicted to plastic surgeries or people who aggressively modified their bodies like that cat man or lizard dude.

The 75k for 3 inches will be only a start, he'll continue to lengthen his legs... pretty soon he'll look like Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70046 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:18 pm to
75k for 3" seems cheap as hell

Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17717 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:28 pm to
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This guy is like those people who are addicted to plastic surgeries or people who aggressively modified their bodies like that cat man or lizard dude.

The 75k for 3 inches will be only a start, he'll continue to lengthen his legs... pretty soon he'll look like Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas.


What about the arms? Now he's gonna be a tallish guy with T-Rex arms...
Posted by Tigers2010a
Member since Jul 2021
3627 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:33 pm to
Someone needs to tell this guy the height of Napoleon and then tell him to go conquer the world. Then he can get women.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17458 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:37 pm to
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Someone needs to tell this guy the height of Napoleon and then tell him to go conquer the world. Then he can get women.




And Tony Montana was pretty short, too.

In fairness though, Manny was tall and it was a lot easier for him to get laid.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 1:38 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134660 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:45 pm to
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“Don’t be so sure of yourself, short man!” Over the years, the insults began to take their toll. “I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry,” he said.


No need to make fun of a guy for his height when he’s this much of a crybaby’s bitch. Make fun of him for THAT.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 1:46 pm
Posted by VictoryHill
Watson, LA
Member since Nov 2013
3260 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 1:46 pm to
I'm 5'7 but have never had any issues with anyone making snide remarks towards me about height. Someone should have told this dude that carrying yourself well, dressing nice, having interests, and having a clean and neat appearance would've gotten him a lot further than dropping $75k to have his spine lengthened.

What an idiot.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20428 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 2:06 pm to
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In this elaborate procedure, a doctor breaks both femurs and inserts a titanium rod that slowly expands inside the patient’s body, making them permanently taller.


Will this work on a broken middle leg? Asking for a friend.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 2:13 pm to
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“I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry,” he said

Should have spent that $75k on a set of gonads.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5054 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 2:43 pm to
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This part is even better.

People pay this wuss to insult them.
Damn. We've been doing it wrong.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90335 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 2:46 pm to
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In this elaborate procedure, a doctor breaks both femurs


that's gonna be a no from me dawg
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
4242 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 2:54 pm to
From the article-
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The goal gave him clarity. “I was not waking up and crying every day in my mask, walking around the neighborhood. Instead, it became ‘OK, I just have to get on my grind and figure out how to get the money.’” So Scott, who is bi, got to work and, in February 2021, started an OnlyFans page.
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So much to unpack here.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
10048 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 3:07 pm to
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For Scott, demeaning comments about height are everywhere — whether in his personal life or in pop culture. He singled out TikTok particularly, where jokes about men’s height are rampant. “I don’t know how many times I have to hit the dislike button for your algorithm to learn I don’t want to see jokes about height,” he said. He flags the TikToks as harassment and bullying, only to receive a note back that says the app reviewed the content and didn’t find anything wrong with it.


For frick's Sake man, get off TikTok.

I'm a fellow short guy here at 5'7" but if someone is going to disregard me due to my height I can just easily disregard them due to some other superficial factor.

I know bias with height exists, but it quickly goes away if you aren't insufferable. If it doesn't, assess the situation. Either you're being a prick and it's clear that making fun of your height is a way to get under your skin, or the other person is lashing out due to their own insecurities. Whichever it is, there are options other than this.

Nobody mentions my height. If they do in private, that's cool. I don't care one way or another. I have a wife who loves me, a really nice dog, and I do shite I want to do (generally). What someone else thinks about how tall I am doesn't even register.

People who are insecure about their height need some perspective. If someone fricks with you about your stature they are just weeding themselves out.
Posted by #1TigerFan
Member since Apr 2005
1686 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 3:14 pm to
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5 foot 7 is the gold standard.


For women, not men.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20909 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 3:16 pm to
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I'm 5'7 but have never had any issues with anyone making snide remarks towards me about height. Someone should have told this dude that carrying yourself well, dressing nice, having interests, and having a clean and neat appearance would've gotten him a lot further than dropping $75k to have his spine lengthened.


99% agree, but I will say, I’m old enough to have avoided the online dating situation as a short guy.
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