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re: Saddest, most beta story: Guy pays $75,000 for major surgery to go from 5-7" to 5-10"
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:34 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:34 am to Bjorn Cyborg
damn, nick mullen finally went through with it
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Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:36 am to USMCguy121
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'mental midget.'
And an actual midget too, apparently.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:38 am to WG_Dawg
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February 2021, started an OnlyFans page. Within a few months on the platform, he zeroed in on a niche: financial domination, a form of humiliation kink where clients pay him to degrade them and take their money
I met a professional dominatrix like 20 years ago - no I wasn't looking for one, it was at a bar - and we got to talking about the weird shite that people are into. She brought this kink up and I was seriously like - huh? People pay other people just to pay them money? It's still the weirdest thing I've ever heard. As I've gotten older, I've met more women that have men that just pay them money to, apparently, pay them money, with nothing of real value in return. This seems so bizarre to me.
I guess this is the foundation for Only Fans.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 11:41 am
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:39 am to Bjorn Cyborg
5’7 isn’t that short. I mean it’s on the lower end of the normal spectrum but it’s not being 5’2 or something.
I’m 6’6 and get remarks about my height all the time. That guy sounds like a pussy 5’7 isn’t short enough to be that insecure over
I’m 6’6 and get remarks about my height all the time. That guy sounds like a pussy 5’7 isn’t short enough to be that insecure over
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:40 am to Koach K
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he thought they teased him before just wait until the find out about this.
They won’t make fun of his height anymore. Now they’ll make of him for being a pussy
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:41 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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He paused our interview and pulled out his phone to show me a TikTok from @flossybaby, one of his favorite influencers. “When I see a woman that is 5'8", I’m like, ‘That’s a tall woman,’” she says to the camera. “But when I see a man that is 5'8", I’m like, ‘Look! A garden gnome!’” In the comments, users had added to the bit: “No because who let him out unsupervised.” Humiliation flashed across Scott’s face. “Before the surgery, I was 5'7". I was not even a garden gnome to her.”
Yikes
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:42 am to deltaland
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I’m 6’6
I seriously would not to be that tall - unless I was getting paid a lot of money for it. 6'2" is tall enough for me. My grandfather was 6'6" and he couldn't find most things that fit his body. It was a real PITA for him.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 11:44 am
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:42 am to LSUGUMBO
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In this elaborate procedure, a doctor breaks both femurs and inserts a titanium rod that slowly expands inside the patient’s body, making them permanently taller.
How does it work with your ligaments, muscles, skin etc. Seems it would cause knee or hip issues by increasing tension
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:43 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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pulled out his phone to show me a TikTok from @flossybaby, one of his favorite influencers
imagine having a favorite influencer. This guy is such a tool
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:48 am to Scruffy
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financial domination, a form of humiliation kink where clients pay him to degrade them and take their money
Wait I can get paid to make fun of people and take their money?
BRB
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:50 am to Bjorn Cyborg
This dude is hilarious, and stupidly sad.
shite, I'm 5'6" and I'm fricking awesome and pretty well-respected among my peers (and at work). This dude should have gotten confidence surgery, because the "disrespect" he experienced had nothing to do with his height.
Also, the end result of having a metal rod inserted into your fricking BONES sounds painful as hell.
shite, I'm 5'6" and I'm fricking awesome and pretty well-respected among my peers (and at work). This dude should have gotten confidence surgery, because the "disrespect" he experienced had nothing to do with his height.
Also, the end result of having a metal rod inserted into your fricking BONES sounds painful as hell.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:51 am to cable
It is a PITA
Women like it so that was always a plus in my single days. And I was a good football player.
Older I get the more I hate it. Knees and ankles hurt, harder to find good clothes that fit, hit my head on everything.
Women like it so that was always a plus in my single days. And I was a good football player.
Older I get the more I hate it. Knees and ankles hurt, harder to find good clothes that fit, hit my head on everything.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:52 am to cable
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Wasn't this is a sci-fi movie - Gattaca or something like that?
Yeah. Great movie.
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@flossybaby, one of his favorite influencers. “When I see a woman that is 5'8", I’m like, ‘That’s a tall woman,’” she says to the camera. “But when I see a man that is 5'8", I’m like, ‘Look! A garden gnome!’” In the comments, users had added to the bit: “No because who let him out unsupervised.” Humiliation flashed across Scott’s face. “Before the surgery, I was 5'7". I was not even a garden gnome to her.”
lmfao. is this guy a thinking, breathing human being? How do you even get to this retarded thought process?
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 11:55 am
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:54 am to The Eric
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Those 3 inches isn't going to provide him the confidence needed to pull OT 10s... you either have it or you don't and this dude doesn't have it.
Kind of this!
As I mentioned once before on a previous thread, I have a young Honduran "garden gnome" that works for me that goes about 5'8" on his good days.
Let's just say that 99.9 percent of the dudes on this board would never ever want to be seen shirtless together with their lady friends around, and 99.9 percent of the women would pay $75,000 just to scrub their queef stained underwear on his perfectly flawless washboard abs.
You have to see this kid to believe it. It's all in the "marketing."
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 11:56 am
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:56 am to Amadeo
It's crazy where we've gotten to a place where everyone thinks they have a right to go through life and never see anything that offends them or which they don't agree with. fricking absurd.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 11:57 am
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:57 am to deltaland
Sounds about like my grandpa. If I wear boots I just about hit my head on a lot of things - I can't imagine being any taller.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:02 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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“Don’t be so sure of yourself, short man!”
I laughed way too hard at that.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:05 pm to Master of Sinanju
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“I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry,” he said
Ok. I won't rip on him or being short anymore.
I'll just rip on him for being a baby back bitch.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:06 pm to JDPndahizzy
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I'd pay that for 3 extra inches but not to my height..
Sure about that? Do you really want a knife cutting your junk?
Posted on 5/2/22 at 12:08 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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How much more would it have costs him to get to an actual respectable height of 6'+?
Not needed, he has something more powerful than height, disposable cash.
Which leads to the question of, why do this?
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