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re: Report: In 1920, a chimp gave birth in Florida after injected with human semen

Posted on 1/29/18 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 1/29/18 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92893 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Gordon Gallup, who coined the term 'humanzee', claimed that his former university professor told him the bizarre crossbreed was born at a research facility


I love the term humanzee. I would love to add it to my vocabulary but I am having trouble thinking of what I can call humanzees. Hhhhmmmm......
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
22819 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 2:31 pm to
An incest thread and a thread about a chimp giving birth to a humans baby. What a day for the OT.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
28707 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 2:33 pm to
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As much as they screw animals in Africa, there'd probably be a whole colony over there if this worked.



You don't think maybe it did work, a few thousand years ago?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148135 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 3:25 pm to
ancient aliens got to them
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4748 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 3:45 pm to
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they began to consider the moral and ethical considerations and the infant was euthanised.”


so it was cool to kill the baby? that wasn't unethical or immoral?

Sounds like a "I swear it happened" story from a kid. Pics or GTFO.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31851 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by Purpleye
Westworld
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/29/18 at 4:20 pm to
MAGA
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19879 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 4:37 pm to
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Speaking to The Sun Online, he said: “One of the most interesting cases involved an attempt which was made back in the 1920s in what was the first primate research centre established in the US in Orange Park, Florida.
quote:

Gallup said the professor worked at Yerkes before the research centre moved to Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia in 1930.

From orange park... the monkey center didn't get here until 1930, moved to atlanta in 1965. Basic simple facts and shite author can't get correct. Here's a link from the florida times union on the monkey farm.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18698 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 5:31 pm to
So since it was half human/half ape, does that mean the euthanized part is actually murder?
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 5:45 pm to
This is a crock!!! I don’t think the chimps egg and human sperm would have combined very well if at all.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 6:00 pm to
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What is really fricked is he sad gorillas and orangutans could produce with humans as well.


Ethics be damned, why isn't this a TLC show by now?
Posted by shmashmortion
Member since Feb 2011
485 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 6:10 pm to
This reminds me of the Primus/South Park song where Michael Jackson is bread with a random woman and incubated inside a llama.

South Park - Primus - Mephisto and Kevin

RIP Isaac Hayes— I guess he shouldn’t have been into young boys.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 6:15 pm to
I've always been a huge Oliver the Humanzee fan

LINK



This post was edited on 1/29/18 at 6:16 pm
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
22535 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 6:16 pm to
Before the chimp was killed, he only said two words --

Roll Tide!
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 6:18 pm to
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8 bans at least.


Somewhere it happen in Africa. That is how we got the AIDS.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148135 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 7:02 pm to
Dave Chappelle called it
This post was edited on 1/29/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75712 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 7:13 pm to
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This is a crock!!! I don’t think the chimps egg and human sperm would have combined very well if at all.


Not even the same number of chromosome pairs.
Posted by TaTa Toothy
Everything in its right place
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/29/18 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by bamagreycoat
Member since Oct 2012
5749 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 11:49 pm to
I call bs because Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to try and concoct a half ape half human hybrid to train as a super soldier that had no remorse. Stalin was concerned about his NKVD killer squads committing suicide and drinking themselves to death with vodka over guilt and shame about all the liquidation orders they were receiving. The Soviet scientists truly tried to pull that off and failed and I’m sure they tried hard because Stalin’s orders were followed. Yea, I call bs for sure.
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