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shmashmortion
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re: Honey Badger A Miracle Don’t know if I’ve ever seen this
Posted by shmashmortion on 12/3/25 at 10:55 pm to KCSunshine
I think people under estimate how much becoming a celebrity overnight can confuse a young mind. I feel the same for Manziel.
re: TIL That Kim Kardashian Owns a Company Now Valued at 5 Billion
Posted by shmashmortion on 11/13/25 at 11:58 am to RLDSC FAN
To quote her great ex husband
“My girl a superstar all from a home movie”
“My girl a superstar all from a home movie”
re: With Miller(ACL) & McCoy(Biceps) out for the year maybe longer; This impacts Draft 2026
Posted by shmashmortion on 10/25/25 at 7:06 am to TigerSaurus
I know nuss hasn’t played well this year and I do think he’s likely hurt, but if his dad is the OC and has a qb whisperer head coach, what makes you think they aren’t going to draft him? unless they know he’s got no potential but they will have as much information on him as any oc/hc will ever have on a prospect.
I still think he’s going to be the ticket. I’d expect a late FR to get him a decent salary and a 5th year. I dunno, maybe I’m wrong. But it doesn’t make sense unless they are totally turned off by him.
I still think he’s going to be the ticket. I’d expect a late FR to get him a decent salary and a 5th year. I dunno, maybe I’m wrong. But it doesn’t make sense unless they are totally turned off by him.
re: Legendary New Orleans Saints Tight End Jimmy Graham Announces Retirement
Posted by shmashmortion on 7/22/25 at 2:04 pm to hellsu
Well he did get traded. But I agree he may have been a HOFer if he stayed.
re: Think I’ll go paragliding this weekend
Posted by shmashmortion on 7/11/25 at 12:55 pm to Geekboy
Dude died in a powergliding accident. What an idiot! Ohhhh I’m powergliding, honey take a good picture… I’m dead.
re: Coming up on right at 8 years since this animal took her life...
Posted by shmashmortion on 5/8/25 at 12:16 am to bdavids09
re: OTC Sleep Meds
Posted by shmashmortion on 2/11/25 at 5:13 pm to shmashmortion
Also seroquel if you are planning on losing a few days in a week. That stuff will make you hibernate.
re: OTC Sleep Meds
Posted by shmashmortion on 2/11/25 at 5:04 pm to CatfishJohn
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It's also Unisom and ZZquil and the active sleep ingredient in Tylenol PM, etc.
OG unisom is doxylamine.
It’s best to not use those anticholinergic drugs on a regular basis. I find it’s better to be able to dose them really accurately to avoid being too drowsy. Liquid medications are easier to fine tune a dosage.
Honestly make sure you cut your stimulants (caffeine, nicotine, amphets, provigil, blow, chewing khat, etc). Back a little and consume them closer to getting up and up to lunch.
Remove the phone from the room. Read a book or listen to a book on a sleep timer. Ear plugs or some type of noise maker. If your white trash like me just set up a box fan 3 foot away. You can turn it off via a timer on a smart outlet.
With that being said, if you really want to sleep get some Xanax, a small dose of a tricyclic antidepressant (like doxepin or amitriptyline), some magnesium and rub one out.
re: Who will Moore pick for DC?
Posted by shmashmortion on 2/10/25 at 2:50 pm to jrobic4
lol fangio isnt happening. He was trying to get back to Philly to be close to family. He’s probably going to retire soon. Head coaching was a huge failure for him and I’m sure he’s done trying to “climb the ladder”.
re: Corvette C6 rims
Posted by shmashmortion on 1/26/25 at 5:34 pm to sparkinator
Chrome. The wagon wheels look good I gunmetal depending on the color of the car.
re: LPSO been roundin them squatted trucks, causing a stir
Posted by shmashmortion on 1/25/25 at 5:03 pm to HooDooWitch
One of the kids came on r&r and claimed he could see out the truck the same as stock. I don’t know who you’re fooling…
re: Other than Belichick, a defensive head coach hasn't won a Super Bowl since 2013
Posted by shmashmortion on 1/15/25 at 9:35 pm to IggyReilly
Haurbaugh - special teams coach before. Not the defensive play caller.
re: New Chinese social media app call “Little Red book” reaches #1 as tiktok ban looms
Posted by shmashmortion on 1/13/25 at 6:37 pm to OMLandshark
Chinpokomon is not what you are thinking.
re: Anyone ever Snake Wrangle a Cobra?
Posted by shmashmortion on 12/24/24 at 1:48 pm to John Barron
Not that I’d frick with it but some of those elapids aren’t as accurate of strikers as vipers. Do that with a diamond back and he’s gonna tag the frick outta you. Although a mamba would probably frick you up too.
re: Vance Joseph?
Posted by shmashmortion on 12/4/24 at 11:19 am to Someone
Oddly also his second stint as this.
re: Road Rage Incident - Guy Waved a Gun at Me and then Followed Me
Posted by shmashmortion on 11/23/24 at 1:38 am to Porpus
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If I were a cop, and someone told me "this driver brandished a gun at me," and I observed that the person did in fact have a gun in his car, I would consider that good evidence for an aggravated assault charge. Outside of long guns in a gun rack, I don't know what guns other drivers have in their cars, and if I become aware of one it's almost certainly because the owner wanted to make me aware. That in itself is a crime. I suppose there are circumstances where people just sort of accidentally notice guns in other vehicles, but never in my almost 50 years has that happened to me. To your point, though, you have to get on the record making the accusation, and IDK if a mere 911 call suffices. Probably should, but cops are lazy.
I had a coworker who got into a road rage spat with a woman in BR somewhere. He claims he pointed at her with a finger, but she called the cops and accused him of pointing a gun. He was in fact dumb enough to point a gun but who knows what happened. She must have gotten his plates and called the PO. Anyway an officer called him and asked if they could talk about the incident at his home. He said ok. On a whim he decided it was best to put the gun back in the house. The officer showed up and asked about the gun. He eventually showed it to him inside the home. The officer told him that if he had found the gun inside the truck, he would have left in cuffs. So I think you’re absolutely right that it would be evidence of agg assault.
So if your driving with a firearm it would not be ok to brandish it (yes common sense) but also you’re likely to lose the his or her word against mine. Common sense would also be to avoid RR if you are even carrying a weapon in your vehicle, although it’s best avoid it any circumstance (strapped or not).
re: Pilot in deadly Iowa, LA helicopter crash had student license
Posted by shmashmortion on 11/19/24 at 11:19 pm to Mr Breeze
Darwin at work.
Rest easy to his wife and daughter.
Rest easy to his wife and daughter.
re: Zack Baun
Posted by shmashmortion on 11/15/24 at 12:36 pm to htran90
Also has arguably the best coordinator to coach up linebackers.
re: Someone on the LSU Recruiting Board said Saints have contacted Kiffin
Posted by shmashmortion on 11/12/24 at 9:00 pm to cbree88
I don’t know if I want him to coach but I secretly love how much of a slap dick he is.
re: Do women’s boobs grow their whole lives?
Posted by shmashmortion on 10/9/24 at 10:30 pm to junkfunky
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Only women with gigantomastia. Only been a few hundred documented cases. Other than the obvious issues like back problems the worst would have to be when a woman has it in only one breast.
The porn star Milly Marks who also does standup talks about having it on Kill Tony (real name for the googlers is Molly Vivant). Said she could get a reduction and they would keep growing.
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