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re: Remind me never to stop at the Love's Travel Stop in Port Allen ever again
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:00 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:00 pm to shutterspeed
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Psssh... who hasn't been propositioned a blowjob by a complete stranger at a gas station before?
Me... Until last weekend
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Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:02 pm to lsufan_26
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Loves Truck Stop Port Allen
Cleanest showers around
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:03 pm to lsufan_26
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Don't stop at the Love's in Port Allen because it's sketchy as hell.
I got gas there a month or so ago and there were a shite ton of methed out bikers in there. Defo sketchy.Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:05 pm to lsufan_26
Go to Shell or Chevron next time. The extra few cents per gallon repels the trash like kryptonite.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:06 pm to sleepytime
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Go to Shell or Chevron next time. The extra few cents per gallon repels the trash like kryptonite.
Not really.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:07 pm to SabiDojo
quote:A license is not required in Louisiana unless the person conceals the gun. Open carry is legal without a permit or license.
Carry a gun.
ETA: Get a license to carry first.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:08 pm to lsufan_26
Not a cool story bro :(
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:11 pm to deltaland
quote:Jokes on you dude. He didn't have teeth and drinks three meals a day.
I snatched him off the truck and slammed him into the wall of the building and told him if he touches that truck again he will be eating through a straw
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:26 pm to lsufan_26
When I stop to pump gas I usually vigorously adjust my package while making eye contact with whomever will glance my way. It just feels right! 
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:27 pm to lsufan_26
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Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:32 pm to La Place Mike
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I snatched him off the truck and slammed him into the wall of the building and told him if he touches that truck again he will be eating through a straw
Jokes on you dude. He didn't have teeth and drinks three meals a day.
This thread is too funny. It's Port Allen; were you really expecting something classy? Grab a link of Boudin and join the party bro
This post was edited on 11/17/14 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:35 pm to lsufan_26
That place terrifies me. Two years ago I stopped there to get gas on the way home from Houston. A truck with two guys kept circling my car and making some indecent comments through the crack in the door. Since I am a small female, this made me uncomfortable and suspicious. Then they parked the truck in front of and perpendicular to my vehicle blocking me in with the car behind me. Then they got out.
At that point I went into survival mode. I hit "call attendant" on the pump, jumped in the passenger seat, locked myself in my car, called 911 on speaker, and photographed the guys and truck while waiting for it to ring. (Hooray! Technology!) One of the dudes approached my door and tried to open it, I screamed through the window that police were on the way. They got scared, and drove off. Then 911 finally picked up ... Thanks emergency services!
Have not stopped at that gas pump since. I stop in Henderson now.
At that point I went into survival mode. I hit "call attendant" on the pump, jumped in the passenger seat, locked myself in my car, called 911 on speaker, and photographed the guys and truck while waiting for it to ring. (Hooray! Technology!) One of the dudes approached my door and tried to open it, I screamed through the window that police were on the way. They got scared, and drove off. Then 911 finally picked up ... Thanks emergency services!
Have not stopped at that gas pump since. I stop in Henderson now.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:37 pm to lsufan_26
yea that's pretty weird and all, but you sound like a huge pussy. I wish I could've seen your (probably) fat arse "running" towards your car.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:42 pm to PaBon
You can avoid a repeat with just a few minutes of careful preparation. Crank up your Google machine and memorize 5 or so random sentences in German. They don't need to be comnected to one another or relevant to the situation in any way. When you next find yourself about to be accosted just start reciting your lines in an increasingly agitated manner. All bums are terrified of the Germam speaking peoples.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:47 pm to Jalapeno_Business
i used to drive across that bridge just to eat Arby's 
This post was edited on 11/17/14 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:48 pm to lsufan_26
quote:Anyone else think this sounds like a country music song title?
Remind me never to stop at the Love's Travel Stop in Port Allen ever again
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:55 pm to shinerfan
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All bums are terrified of the Germam speaking peoples.
Afrikaans will achieve the same effect.
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Cleanest showers around
Who hasn't showered at a truck stop?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:55 pm to Modern
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But did u get Arby's?
No :/
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:56 pm to chinese58
Does the warning to stay away INCLUDE Arby's or is it still cool to go there?
Posted on 11/17/14 at 7:03 pm to Yewkindewit
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When I stop to pump gas I usually vigorously adjust my package while making eye contact with whomever will glance my way.
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