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Realtors Sales Code Words
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:09 am
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:09 am
Some realtors deceptive code words:
Cozy= tiny
Hidden gem= shite hole
Won't last= will last
Motivated seller= desperate seller
Up and coming= ghetto
Stunning= completely normal
Feels like= doesn't feel like
Good bones= about to collapse
Charming= old and needs $$ for renovation
Bonus room= unpermitted, illegal addition
Retro= outdated/not remodeled
Water front= canal
What you got? or any other lies or BS that you have heard from these motivated realtors?
Cozy= tiny
Hidden gem= shite hole
Won't last= will last
Motivated seller= desperate seller
Up and coming= ghetto
Stunning= completely normal
Feels like= doesn't feel like
Good bones= about to collapse
Charming= old and needs $$ for renovation
Bonus room= unpermitted, illegal addition
Retro= outdated/not remodeled
Water front= canal
What you got? or any other lies or BS that you have heard from these motivated realtors?
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Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:10 am to Palomitz
Bidet adds a nice touch.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:10 am to Palomitz
Won’t last long = nobody’s interested
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:11 am to Palomitz
quote:
Won't last= will last
In today’s market, all listings are “won’t last” and they really won’t. Crazy.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:11 am to Palomitz
Urban environment-gunshots will be heard frequently
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:13 am to Palomitz
Up-and-coming neighborhood = quasi-gentrified hood
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:13 am to Palomitz
I’ll have sex with you If you buy this house=I’ll have sex with you then get very pissy when you don’t buy this house
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:13 am to Hogwarts
Airport adjacent = Loud as frick
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:13 am to TheHarahanian
quote:
In today’s market, all listings are “won’t last” and they really won’t. Crazy.
We just sold a house in Champaign and moved to Overland Park, KS. Seeing houses come on the market at 0800 and be under contract by dinner time was nuts. Even houses that needed work rarely sat for longer than a day or two.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:13 am to Palomitz
There's another showing after yours = desperate to sell
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:14 am to Palomitz
Spacious- Can touch both walls with out stretched arms.
Secluded-Bout to take my clothes off.
Secluded-Bout to take my clothes off.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:15 am to Palomitz
Close to Downtown = Hope you're in to home protection
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:20 am to Palomitz
Well maintained = never updated
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:21 am to Green Chili Tiger
Plentiful Street Parking = Lower your comprehensive deductible
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:23 am to Palomitz
Mostly peaceful neighborhood = nostly violent neighborhood
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:23 am to Palomitz
Fixer upper = completely gutted crack house.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 10:25 am
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:25 am to Abstract Queso Dip
All very true and right on
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:27 am to Palomitz
Hidden gem = shitty area no one wants to live in
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:29 am to Palomitz
Master bedroom = racist term
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