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re: Realtors Sales Code Words

Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:29 am to
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5597 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:29 am to
Amenities abound= confined restrictions
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:35 am to
Good drainage - giant arse unusable slope
Handyman's special - handyman's and everyone else's nightmare
Immaculate - painted within the past few years
Well lit - across the street from a 24 hour gas station
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23222 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:36 am to
quote:

Bonus room= unpermitted, illegal addition


That is also included in square footage and sales price.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11304 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:40 am to
Recently renovated = fresh paint
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29741 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Water front= canal


Water front = drainage ditch
Stately designed by [insert architects name] = adds another 100,000 to purchase price
Reclaimed Ohio brick = found old bricks abandoned in the woods.
located in desirable neighborhood = wealthy white enclave.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 10:52 am
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
3310 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:45 am to
Established Neighborhood = Geriatric Neighbors
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21757 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:48 am to
Nearby Greenspace = no yard
updated bathroom = changed handles and painted
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 10:49 am
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:51 am to
Friendly- Neighbors are dicks.
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
3310 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:56 am to
Pet-friendly community = Feral Animals Abound
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 10:59 am to
Community pool-Has friendly guy that will try to sleep with your wife.

Also has pool board that you can report to.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 11:00 am
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56274 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:00 am to
Easy commute- you can hear the interstate
Posted by Bulletproof Lover
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
1900 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:01 am to
Unobstructed view - excellent field of fire.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2699 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Community pool-Has friendly guy that will try to sleep with your wife.


More like "pissy pool" or greenish pool on cold months.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4015 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:04 am to
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This post was edited on 8/22/22 at 2:25 pm
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6913 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:06 am to
Waterfront=Retention pond
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:06 am to
Nice HOA-Karen's from hell.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7625 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:11 am to
walkable community = carjacking community
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:14 am to
Upper Class- Neighbor Jim Bob has 14 rusted vehicles parked in the front yard.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102772 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:17 am to
Starter home - piece of shite that we want to sell for more than it’s worth to a naive young couple because nobody else wants it or will pay that much
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
4922 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 11:18 am to
New landscaping = mulch around trees
open concept = a half wall allows for obstructed view from kitchen to living room.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 11:19 am
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