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Posted on 11/20/18 at 4:38 pm to Jon Ham
Oh yeah Jon?
Well the Jerk Store called. And they're running out of you.
Well the Jerk Store called. And they're running out of you.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 4:42 pm to Rza32
quote:
At first I read it as you said nice hair cut and started touching her hair.
that's how i read it at first too
Posted on 11/20/18 at 4:46 pm to Jon Ham
this is bad and you need to be made to feel bad for posting it.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 4:55 pm to Jon Ham
Annnnnnd back to the shitty threads
Posted on 11/20/18 at 4:57 pm to Jon Ham
If you were getting lunch, why did you say “breakfast of champions?”
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:02 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Gay
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:03 pm to Michael T. Tiger
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If you were getting lunch, why did you say “breakfast of champions?”
It really doesn’t matter when you use it. You just need to say it with conviction and give a look that shows you expect a laugh.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:07 pm to Jon Ham
I’m sure you will be called into HR tomorrow for unwanted sexual advances.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:13 pm to Blueprint
But do those unwanted sexual advances count against yourself?
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:17 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
grab a p-tart
grabbing p-tarts it what almost lost Trump the election
ETA: Oh, you meant pop tart. Never mind. I thought you meant...never mind.
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:19 pm to Jon Ham
If anyone calls a pop tart a p-tart around me they better say it with their hands high.
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:32 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
After I got my p-tart I turned around and said “nice haircut.” She was like “oh thanks I got it cut a couple weeks ago“ and started touching her hair. I said “no, I said nice pear cut” and pointed to the sliced pears she was eating. After a second of confusion she burst out laughing so loud everyone looked our way.
I'm sorry but this is the perfect amount of stupid
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:34 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
pro-tip: whenever you eat anything unhealthy you can almost always get a laugh by calling it the breakfast of champions).
Those are "that's just the reaction we are suppose to have" type laughs.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:37 pm to Balloon Huffer
quote:
Of course, your from Arkansas. There are some good posters from there, but buy and large.............WTF
Ummmmmmmm...
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:42 pm to Jon Ham
Here is an example of “Fiction”-
You can’t even make it up, much less do it, IRL.
*Not Arkansans
quote:You sit around imagining what normal people* might actually say to each other.
I didn’t bring my lunch today so I went to the office break room to grab a p-tart from the vending machine. One of the new girls in the office was eating her lunch near the vending machine.
After I got my p-tart I turned around and said “nice haircut.” She was like “oh thanks I got it cut a couple weeks ago“ and started touching her hair. I said “no, I said nice pear cut” and pointed to the sliced pears she was eating. After a second of confusion she burst out laughing so loud everyone looked our way.
While everyone was looking at me I popped out a p-tart and said “breakfast of champions!” and got some more laughs (pro-tip: whenever you eat anything unhealthy you can almost always get a laugh by calling it the breakfast of champions).
If you can make them laugh...
You can’t even make it up, much less do it, IRL.
*Not Arkansans
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:14 pm to Jon Ham
Upvote
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:40 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:47 am to Jon Ham
. Vending machine in the office? Where the frick do you work.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:53 am to soccerfüt
quote:
Arkansans
I can't figure out how that word sounds when spoken
Ar-can-sons?
Ark-in-saw-nz?
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 8:55 am
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