re: Question on personal hygiene

I’ve used this gold bond man spray with limited success

Shouldn't smell after a scrubbing. Do you have a fungal infection or are you sticking your finger up your arse and smelling it?

Hell no I’m sticking my finger in my arse...it’s my arse crack that still smells is what I’m saying.

Go commando at home and air it out

Ball Wipes

Fungal infection then, maybe.

As mentioned earlier, what do you eat? If you’re the standard meat and potatoes guy, then you may want to consult a nutritionist. You are what you eat, aroma and all.

I’ll bet he does the Flehmen response.

Sounds like you have a real problem.

Some people have bad luck in this area. Just like some always have clammy sweaty palms.

Sounds like you have a sweaty problem, coupled with the possibility that you take really smelly dumps.

Radical possible solution: install a bidet. Use it every time you take a dump. Blast your hole with its clean water.

Sensible possible solution: use body wash (I use ax Apollo. It smells really good and has staying power. Each time you shower, pour some at the top of your arse crack and let it run down between your cheeks, over your bunghole, and down your taint. As it runs down, use your pelvic muscles to squish it good between your arse cheeks. Let it stay there until you finish everything else then rinse it off at the end.

Maximum shock and awe for your swamp arse: do both solutions listed above.

I hope these ideas help you.

Godspeed

I installed 2, both bathrooms

that shite is refreshing as frick



my butt hole is ready for some fricking sunshine