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re: Question for married posters
Posted on 6/20/26 at 11:03 pm to Meatball
Posted on 6/20/26 at 11:03 pm to Meatball
2.5 months post partem.
Been over a month in some different situations but very rarely longer than that.
ETA: she had some tearing after our first and went back in the hospital for a week about 3 weeks post birth and we were told to hold off 6 weeks.
I got her back post vasectomy when I joked about tipping my Dr before my surgery to tell her double the amount of times I needed to clean the pipes after I was in the clear and he actually did it.
We were a few short with three days to go and it was an interesting time.
Been over a month in some different situations but very rarely longer than that.
ETA: she had some tearing after our first and went back in the hospital for a week about 3 weeks post birth and we were told to hold off 6 weeks.
I got her back post vasectomy when I joked about tipping my Dr before my surgery to tell her double the amount of times I needed to clean the pipes after I was in the clear and he actually did it.
We were a few short with three days to go and it was an interesting time.
This post was edited on 6/20/26 at 11:11 pm
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Posted on 6/20/26 at 11:11 pm to Meatball
quote:
longest period of time that you have gone without having sexual relations with your spouse?
Get out. Even my ex-wife insisted I do the deed at 0400 before I left for the airport.
Every divorced woman over 40 I've dated since my divorce is "if you want it, you take it." I'm not even kidding. 4-5x a day. Sometimes 1x a day admittedly, but leaning hard the other direction.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 11:58 pm to Meatball
quote:“Is your wife a goer?”
What is the longest period of time that you have gone without having sexual relations with your spouse?
Candid snaps, possibly taken on holiday?
quote:“What’s it like?”
having sexual relations with your spouse
Posted on 6/21/26 at 4:47 am to Meatball
quote:…
with your spouse?
Posted on 6/21/26 at 5:05 am to Meatball
My first marriage? A long time.
She was having plenty. Just not whit me.
She was having plenty. Just not whit me.
This post was edited on 6/21/26 at 5:11 am
Posted on 6/21/26 at 6:04 am to Meatball
Three weeks at a time. But when I get home, it's twice a day for the first two weeks off a about 3 to 4 times the third week of. Married 20 years and we're 50ish.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 6:53 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
It’s like roadkill down there.
Thanks I guess but doesn't sound like a compliment....
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:07 am to Meatball
So my side slices don't count. About a year I had to guess.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:43 am to Meatball
Not counting immediately after childbirth, 2 months. Ive got friends both male and female who are going 4-8 months between.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:47 am to AaronDeTiger
quote:Need a stunt double?
Ive got to pretend i have a headache to keep my wife off of me. No joke
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:48 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
It’s like roadkill down there.
Why no one prepares is beyond me...
African tribes women will literally sit on a gourd.
It doesn't kill you to get some coconut oil and play with that thing leading up to birth.
It'll lessen the risk of tearing and actually make things much better postpartum.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:50 am to AaronDeTiger
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This post was edited on 6/21/26 at 7:52 am
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:41 am to GreenRockTiger
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the longest it’s been is 3 weeks - he was out of the country working for that long. We didn’t wait that long after the kids were born
If your previous posts didn't prove you are a dude larping as a chick, this 100% confirms it.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:44 am to thenza
It was probably more around 2.5 / 3 weeks after a C Section. Things aren’t as bad down there as natural births.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:56 am to GreenRockTiger
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not really - vows usually mention faithfulness but nothing about the frequency of sex
Vows don’t mention almost everything.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:59 am to Meatball
A 7 month span that started before the birth of our twins and post birth. Currently on a technical 3 month stretch post birth of the third (she used sex to try to go into labor), we did it twice for that, 3 month stretch prior to that. It used to be a huge fight when went longer than 3 weeks. Now I just dont really give a damn. Its not worth the emotional toll of the fights. I still feel like shite and unwanted. I just live with it.
This post was edited on 6/21/26 at 9:01 am
Posted on 6/21/26 at 10:17 am to Meatball
After the birth of our second, my wife got on an IUD and I could literally count on one hand how many times we had sex in FIVE years. After 5 years, she had it removed and it was like night and day. She turns 40 soon and cannot keep her hands off me and wants it basically every day. I'm grateful but I'm also tired, boss.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 11:07 am to Meatball
Probably about 10 days.
Posted on 6/21/26 at 11:24 am to Meatball
As we get older my wife wants it more frequently than our younger days. In the last 25 years the biggest drought was when she was showing with our kids until a month after birth. My hand gained a lot of strength during those months.
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