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Posted on 6/21/26 at 11:26 am to
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6478 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 11:26 am to
6+ months due to military deployments.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9243 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 12:31 pm to
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What is the longest period of time that you have gone without having sexual relations with your spouse?
don't know, but it's never because we are weaponizing our bodies. That's evil. It's because we have this thing called life (work, kids, summer, etc. ) If either of us need some adult time, we are there for each other.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108454 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 12:46 pm to
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Oh ffs, stfu. You're a woman giving some blowhard babble justifying ignorant actions by some selfish bitch. Who gives a crap if someone feels like it or not.

Please your spouse in some way, or know they will get pleasure somewhere else.

If some sort of desire isn't there, you get it done regardless.

Were you ever excited to cut the grass, or mop, or pay bills? No! But you got it done regardless of the chore lacking pleasure.

Say what you want or believe. But if your husband didn't touch you for years, you wouldn't stay, or you wouldn't stay faithful


Comparing sex to a chore certainly is something.

I mean I generally give a shite if my partner feels like it or not. Kind of odd that you don’t and are just like “push through it”. Instead of functioning like an adult and having a conversation about the actual cause (physical, emotional, etc).

But I’m also not in the kind of relationship where I (nor he) wouldn’t address the issue before it got to “years”.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61189 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 1:46 pm to
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functioning like an adult
not sure if that’s possible with some posters, especially in regards to sex
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61189 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 1:48 pm to
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If your previous posts didn't prove you are a dude larping as a chick, this 100% confirms it.
if your previous posts don’t confirm you are a complete dumbass, this 100% confirms it
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6945 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 2:33 pm to
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mean I generally give a shite if my partner feels like it or not. Kind of odd that you don’t and are just like “push through it”. Instead of functioning like an adult and having a conversation about the actual cause (physical, emotional, etc).


Of course...but we are talking of a woman who has refused her husband for basically YEARS. Sorry bro, but after a while, get your arse in here and do your chores. Or else he should find someone else....period.

I mean, hes to the point of calling her a female roommate. She sure as hell isnt a wife
This post was edited on 6/21/26 at 2:34 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139064 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:41 pm to
Roughly a year. She was sick the entire time she was pregnant and had a c section that pushed back relations after delivery.

Currently pregnant with number 2 and it looks like we’re on the same track
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69241 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:42 pm to
Damn. She can't get mad if you get a girlfriend.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52308 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:47 pm to
I thought everyone here fricked their wives twice a day
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139064 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:49 pm to
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Damn. She can't get mad if you get a girlfriend.

She literally just saw me playing on my phone on the couch and asked me if I was talking to my girlfriend. Told her I was just swiping right at the moment. She said “yeah, I don’t blame you”.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150860 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:50 pm to
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I thought everyone here fricked their wives twice a day
huh, you must be confused.




Sometimes I talk to my wife twice a day

Sometimes it’s just once tho
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150860 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:51 pm to
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Told her I was just swiping right at the moment. She said “yeah, I don’t blame you”.
does she know your Gr1nd3r handle?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139064 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:53 pm to
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does she know your Gr1nd3r handle?

No, only you do

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103260 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:05 pm to
A couple weeks. And that was mainly due to me working long hours and being exhausted and just didn’t have the energy to do it
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
9604 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:17 pm to
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sometimes it’s medicines that are taken (including birth control)

Marriage and sex went really well after the wife quit birth control. In fact after 35yrs of marriage we are still having the best sex(at least once a week).. I'm not sure we would still be married if she didn't stop birth control.

I'm curious how many marriages ended because of birth control and porn addiction.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93398 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:20 pm to
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A couple weeks. And that was mainly due to me working long hours and being exhausted and just didn’t have the energy to do it


probably tmi here but the wife has been going through the ‘pause, she’s been a great sport about taking care of me and I haven’t pushed it, the other day I told her I was suffering from DSB, she said “ just jump me whenever you want it”
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9345 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:20 pm to
Couple of weeks. Married 10 yrs.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61189 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:39 pm to
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'm curious how many marriages ended because of birth control and porn addiction.
yep

There are studies about this but most are ignored
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8266 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:47 pm to
A lot of yall underestimate the value of a warm oil hand job.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39995 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 9:00 pm to
Lots of marriages would last forever if women understood this about men.

I've been fortunate, but friends tell me some women aren't accommodating and lack this simple understanding.



Id be on to another wife.
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