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Pocket Dial or Butt Dial

Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11323 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:07 pm
I've had two people say Butt Dial in a professional conversation with me this week. I always say Pocket Dial because I don't want to say butt to clients. What's your take?
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1256 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:07 pm to
butt dial is funnier
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:08 pm to
He said butt
Posted by A Smoke Break
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2018
2063 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:09 pm to
lmao what a weird thing to worry about
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6579 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:09 pm to
Depends where my phone is.

Back pocket = butt dial
Front pocket = pocket dial (dick dial if it's a pretty lady)
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
745 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

What's your take?

You're an idiot for overthinking this.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:10 pm to
I say Bee hole
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
15327 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:11 pm to
I understand needing to keep up appearances in front of clients, but if you ultimately lose business because you said butt dial instead of pocket dial, then those clients are not ones you want in the first place.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30008 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

What's your take?


are you 12 yrs old? grow up and be an adult
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124190 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Front pocket = pocket dial (dick dial if it's a pretty lady)


What’s weird is when you use your Dick to try to dial a pretty lady but then dial the wrong number and have to make something up on the fly.

I always say I’ve been trying to reach them about their cars extended warranty.

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35028 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

don't want to say butt to clients.


You call the shite poop too don’t ya grandpa?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6579 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:26 pm to
I tell them their Social Security number has been suspended. Try to make them sweat.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17049 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:27 pm to
I'm an arse man
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15179 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Pocket Dial or Butt Dial


It depends, I used to call it a dick dial when it called up a chick.
Posted by dangerousdon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
593 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:29 pm to
Pressed Squirrel
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:30 pm to
Lighten up, Francis
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:37 pm to
You think the word “butt” is too risqué for conversation in a professional setting?

frickin nerd
This post was edited on 11/5/21 at 2:38 pm
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19137 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

I've had two people say Butt Dial in a professional conversation with me this week. I always say Pocket Dial because I don't want to say butt to clients. What's your take?




If you say "pocket dial" to your clients they will lose all respect for you.
Posted by Dandy Chiggins
Member since Jan 2021
501 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

What's your take?


That you're a dork
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77968 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:56 pm to
True story. My ex GF got a call one day. It was her 16 yr old daughter who had butt-dialed her while getting railed by her boyfriend.

So she got an earful of her daughter moaning and groaning
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