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re: Pick one -- In the woods near large Grizzly or in the water near large Croc/Gator

Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Rize
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:24 am to




This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 11:57 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:30 am to
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:30 am to
Depends on which one is hungry
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:31 am to
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Depends on which one is hungry



Then the bear. A bear is constantly looking for food. Gators aren't.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:32 am to
Its not mythical. Bears are huge. They cant just mow down small trees. A bear cant just fly down a steep hill. They also wont continue to chase you once you no longer threaten them
Posted by MisterFaster
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:33 am to
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it's faster than you on ground and can climb trees better than you can. whatever rock climb you could attempt, it can do better/faster


An adult grizzly cannot climb trees. Only brown and black bears can.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:34 am to
i am mistaken, then
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:36 am to
Woods
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:36 am to
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An adult grizzly cannot climb trees. Only brown and black bears ca



Once you get tired of eating pine cones you'll be in trouble
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:36 am to
That's one of the better statement-to-gif combos I've ever seen
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:37 am to
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A bear cant just fly down a steep hill.
When I was in NC last summer a small/medium grizzly did just this right in front of our car. I was driving down a road and we saw him/her hauling arse down the side of mountain to our left. There were some small trees and rock terrain of course. He then hurdled the fricking railing and into the road in front of us, I had to slam on the brakes literally. It hurdled the railing on the other side of the street and continued downhill again.



ps - actually I think it was a black bear not a grizzly
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:37 am to
This is true, however a full grown grizzly can shake or even break a pretty big tree.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:37 am to
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An adult grizzly cannot climb trees. Only brown and black bears can.



Yeah but can you shimmy up a tree before a 9 ft tall bear stands on its hind legs and pulls you down?

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:38 am to
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They also wont continue to chase you once you no longer threaten them


And the gator will? A gator isn't going more than 20 feet. A bear will chase you for a thousand yards.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:40 am to
How deep is the water that we're in? How close to the shore are we?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:40 am to
Grizzly. Maybe you can climb a tree. And play monkey and jump from tree to tree if possible.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:42 am to
I didnt argue anything about a gator.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:42 am to
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how?

it's faster than you on ground and can climb trees better than you can. whatever rock climb you could attempt, it can do better/faster

I bet it can't cling to the side of a cliff on the descent.
quote:


nothing you construct in the wild will do shite to a grizzly

I bet some sort of punji stick device would give you some advantage.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:43 am to
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How deep is the water that we're in? How close to the shore are we?
All scenarios are open for discussion. Initially I envisioned water too deep to stand in but whatever you say...
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