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Pick one -- In the woods near large Grizzly or in the water near large Croc/Gator
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:44 am
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:44 am
You have no weapons of any kind, just you and the beast. You'll need to scare it off somehow or prepare to fight it.
Would you rather be confronted by a bear in the woods or a crocodile/gator in the water?
edited to add Crocs to the discussion since gators are apparently pussies and easily choked out OT style.
Would you rather be confronted by a bear in the woods or a crocodile/gator in the water?
edited to add Crocs to the discussion since gators are apparently pussies and easily choked out OT style.
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 2:16 pm
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:45 am to The Mick
quote:
Pick one -- In the woods near large Grizzly or in the water near large Gator?
are you retarded?
gator 1000/1000 times
quote:
You'll need to scare it off somehow or prepare to fight it.
unlikely with the gator, unless you stumble upon its nest
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:46 am to The Mick
I'd rather take my chances on land than in the water. I have a lot better chance of outrunning a bear than trying to swim faster than a gator
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:46 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:Borderline, but no.
are you retarded?
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:46 am to The Mick
Gator, I guess. You really don't have any way to defend yourself or scare off and alligator if you're just floating around in the water.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 am to Tiger Prawn
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I have a lot better chance of outrunning a bear
you don't
if you are alone and unarmed and encounter a large grizzly in the woods, the only question is if it wants to kill you or not. if it does, you're dead 100% of the time
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 am to The Mick
Bear. Cause I can't swim for shite.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 am to The Mick
Scariest part is the toothless hillbilly methhead watching said events and preparing to buttfrick the loser.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:48 am to The Mick
So just to be clear, we're picking which one is scarier? Gator for sure. You can't see where it's at, and much harder to try and get away while in water.
A grizzly bear ain't sneaking up on anyone. And I'd rather take my chances running on land from a bear than trying to swim away from an animal that is literally made for swimming and attacking in water.
That said, I probably end up dead in both scenarios.
A grizzly bear ain't sneaking up on anyone. And I'd rather take my chances running on land from a bear than trying to swim away from an animal that is literally made for swimming and attacking in water.
That said, I probably end up dead in both scenarios.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:49 am to The Mick
Too many variables left out still. If it's whether I'd fight a gator or grizzly I'm choosing fighting the gator.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:49 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
are you retarded?
gator 1000/1000 times
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:49 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
if you are alone and unarmed and encounter a large grizzly in the woods, the only question is if it wants to kill you or not. if it does, you're dead 100% of the time
True, but you may be able to use terrain to your advantage and maybe rig up a weapon or two.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:49 am to Tiger Prawn
quote:No chance
I have a lot better chance of outrunning a bear
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:50 am to sweetwaterbilly
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A grizzly bear ain't sneaking up on anyone.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:51 am to upgrayedd
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but you may be able to use terrain to your advantage
how?
it's faster than you on ground and can climb trees better than you can. whatever rock climb you could attempt, it can do better/faster
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and maybe rig up a weapon or two.
nothing you construct in the wild will do shite to a grizzly
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
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attacking in water.
I'm asking this in all honesty: do gators attack under water? I've heard they cannot numerous times and that they come out of the water to attack. And then I think of all nature videos and the crocs always sneak up and launch out of the water. If this is the case wouldn't you need to just dive underwater when around the gator?
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:53 am to The Mick
Bear. I'm a land creature so my best chance is on land. How fast can bears run?
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:54 am to The Mick
Gator. Easy.
I guess we need to decide on the size of the gator.
Under 7ft, put on some rice.
I guess we need to decide on the size of the gator.
Under 7ft, put on some rice.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:54 am to Tyga Woods
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How fast can bears run?
About 35mph.
You are fricked.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:54 am to DAbully
Bears can run faster than you and can climb. There is no escape if its mega pissed off.
Gator would be easier to get away from. They don't see as well.
Gator would be easier to get away from. They don't see as well.
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