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Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:46 am to SCLSUMuddogs
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:49 am to SlowFlowPro
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bears eat you legs/a-hole first while you're still alive
To hell with that. I change my mind. Let me get eaten by a gator. The only thing eating my a-hole is that whore on Plank Rd.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:49 am to The Mick
I'd rather be stuck with the bear. The gator will likely attack, drown, and eat you even if you play dead. You can't out swim the gator. Plus, the gator can submerge himself and attack from any angle.
In the case of the bear, playing dead can sometimes make a bear become less interested. I can always see the bear and keep things between the bear and myself.
In the case of the bear, playing dead can sometimes make a bear become less interested. I can always see the bear and keep things between the bear and myself.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:51 am to Tiger Prawn
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outrunning a bear
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A bear can run 50 yards in 3 seconds, or up to 40 mph,
U fuuuuucked, grizzly staaaaacked
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:52 am to PaperPaintball92
quote:Or he'll literally eat your a-hole as discussed previously.
In the case of the bear, playing dead can sometimes make a bear become less interested
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:53 am to PaperPaintball92
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PaperPaintball92
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:54 am to The Mick
Change the gator to a crocodile and it is a better argument.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:54 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Watch how fast this thing runs and how long and tell me you'd have a chance
Really digging the background music on that bear attack. Kinda sounds like the beginning of Shaft.
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 11:56 am
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:54 am to Chuker
But seriously i'll take my chances with a gator
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:55 am to The Mick
Gator, I'd just cover it's eyes.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:56 am to The Mick
The Revenant would be a short movie if it involved an alligator.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:01 pm to The Mick
Gator. They have short legs.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:03 pm to Tiger Prawn
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have a lot better chance of outrunning a bear than trying to swim faster than a gator
You can't outrun a bear
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:04 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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A grizzly bear ain't sneaking up on anyone.
They are incredibly stealthy when they want to be
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:07 pm to MisterFaster
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it's faster than you on ground and can climb trees better than you can. whatever rock climb you could attempt, it can do better/faster
An adult grizzly cannot climb trees. Only brown and black bears can.
Ive seen one do it. He didn't get far but still made a little progress.
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:07 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Thib-a-doe Tiger
Oh I know how fast that fricker is
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:08 pm to The Mick
Unless a grizzly has been conditioned to associate humans with food, or unless you surprise it, you don't have too much to fear. Just make noise and let it know you're in the area.
I would not get in water that was known gator habitat.
I would not get in water that was known gator habitat.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:10 pm to Tiger Prawn
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I have a lot better chance of outrunning a bear
Lmao
0% chance
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:11 pm to Carson123987
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