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re: Pick one -- In the woods near large Grizzly or in the water near large Croc/Gator

Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2147 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

I have a lot better chance of outrunning a bear than trying to swim faster than a gator


No you don't.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109169 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:31 pm to
I will take the bear, even one that knows Kung Fu

Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:34 pm to
nice
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37025 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

but you may be able to use terrain to your advantage

how?

it's faster than you on ground and can climb trees better than you can.


A grizzly won't climb a tree. Black bear will.
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:37 pm to
bear

play dead
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
20274 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:45 pm to
I'll take my chances with the Gator. I just watched Grizzly man last night and it is in no way influencing my decision
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:48 pm to
If Happy can take down a gator, I'm confident I can too.

Posted by Jax-Tiger
Vero Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2005
28229 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:51 pm to
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How fast can bears run?


Pretty Fast
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:56 pm to
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Or he'll literally eat your a-hole as discussed previously.



Are we talking about this?



Or this?



I'm a land animal. I don't want to fight a 1100 pound water animal in the water.

This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Vero Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2005
28229 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:00 pm to
I was able to watch grizzly bears get fed at a preserve in Alaska. They used a front loader to dump a quarter of a moose into the area where the bears were waiting. There were two males and one female. The female held back, and the smaller male made the mistake of trying to get the first bite. That pissed off the larger male, who attacked him. The smaller male took off, with the bigger male right on his heels. The big male chased the smaller on for about a quarter of a mile before turning around and coming back. They covered the distance in about 1/2 minute.

They are unbelievably fast. And big. The ground shook as they ran, and they were running faster than any human can run. It was crazy.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:07 pm to
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nothing you construct in the wild will do shite to a grizzly


Really though, I'd rather deal with the gator. Something tells me that as long as I'm not near it's nest/young then there's a good chance it'll decide that my size isn't worth the potential effort.

A grizzly on the other hand... Lewis and Clark wrote about them and how the men quite feared them; they weren't afraid of the camp fires; they would track them for many many miles then attack. They are know for their violence and propensity to attack without provocation.



*** This all changes if we're talking about a crocodile instead of an alligator, or a black bear instead of a grizzly.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:12 pm to
I'm really surprised so many pick the grizzly as well. I grew up on a bayou side where we constantly had gators at the back of our property. If a little dog was back there, you could see them eyeing it. As soon as a normal sized person walked up, they freaked and went away. We swam in that bayou without fear.

I wouldn't want to be thrown out of a boat on top of one for sure. I wouldn't want to sneak up on one. But if I'm on the bank and 25 yards on land is a grizzly that's for some random reason afraid of water, and 25 yards into the water is a gator, I'm cannonballing into that f**king water in a heartbeat. That gator is going to take off. Crocodile, no thanks.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:16 pm to
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I would not get in water that was known gator habitat.





We used to wakeboard in the area the Houma guys from swamp people catch gators. They don't mess with people
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109169 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:18 pm to
I agree and I always carry a roll of tape to wrap around it's snout.
Posted by LSUERDOC
Member since Jul 2013
2608 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:19 pm to
You're dead either way. Grizzlies kill their prey before eating them. Gators and crocs eat them alive. Also, the grizzly won't eat you if he's not hungry. Crocs will.
Posted by SUG
Member since Nov 2015
669 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:25 pm to
wait...who's on the bike? cause I could totally outrun a circus Grizzly on a bike also they only go in circles
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:26 pm to
Gator all day. They usually won't even come near you. Crocodile is a different story. If it's between a large crocodile and a large grizzly bear, then I'm gonna start swinging on that bitch arse bear. Hopefully after he mauls me he will think I'm dead and leave me alone long enough to drag my broken body to safety. Or maybe get to a tree where he can't get you.

A croc will hunt you down, tear off your limbs and eat you. No chance with that fricker.
Posted by LSUperior
Member since Aug 2009
1242 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:41 pm to
I'll take the bear and then run to the nearest lake/body of water and jump in hoping the bear won't be able to swim.
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 1:42 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Grizzlies kill their prey before eating them. Gators and crocs eat them alive.

pretty sure you have this backward

how is a gator going toe at its prey alive when it has no arms to hold it down?

they call it a "death roll" for a reason
Posted by LSUFanMizeWay
Picayune MS
Member since Sep 2014
6757 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:55 pm to
I'd take The Gator.
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