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re: Passing a stranger over and over again in a grocery store
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:12 pm to weagle99
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:12 pm to weagle99
ick. those forced chuckles you have to offer up after the fourth and fifth passing. i wear my earbuds when i grocery shop. helps keep me on task and avoid having to engage others.
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Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:12 pm to TheCurmudgeon
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:13 pm to weagle99
nothing is by mistake, make your move.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:13 pm to weagle99
show em your dick
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:14 pm to TheCurmudgeon
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you see, this is why we need a plague to reduce the population. That the OP fricking feels "awkward" when he sees a stranger a few times in a grocery store and then reaches out for help in how to handle that situation should embarrass him and his family.
Jesus Christ. I wish I had the easy, conflict free life this guy has so I wouldn't have any goddamn thing else to worry about other than this sort of crap.
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TheCurmudgeon
Name checks out..
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:17 pm to weagle99
I say hello and, if they make eye contact each time, I also may make small talk. 
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:19 pm to weagle99
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:20 pm to weagle99
First time, smile.
Second time, stare stonily.
Third time, put a screwdriver into their kidney.
Second time, stare stonily.
Third time, put a screwdriver into their kidney.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:24 pm to TheCurmudgeon
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you see, this is why we need a plague to reduce the population.
This is an interesting take to have from the described situation.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:25 pm to weagle99
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You are shopping at the same speed but in opposite directions so you encounter each other numerous times. How to handle this awkwardness?
Make the first move and tell them you eat arse.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:25 pm to weagle99
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You are shopping at the same speed but in opposite directions so you encounter each other numerous times. How to handle this awkwardness?
You should go on a cruise. Gets weird by the end of the week.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:27 pm to weagle99
And no matter how many times you cross them in the aisle, they act so surprised when you start massaging their neck in front of the meat case
This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:30 pm to weagle99
I'm a socially awkward penguin so it is always a nightmare, especially if i see a good looking girl. I always do the thing where I try to go around but always pick the wrong way. So we end up doing the awkward chicken dance move until we get past each other. I usually end up saying what sounds like "up" a few times for some weird reason. Then if I see them a few more times on an aisle, I'll usually try to say something clever or something but the words that come out make no sense. Something like "haha. Hi again. Tater butthole flamingos."
Then the awkward silent head nod.
Proceed to leave full buggy of food in next aisle and leave.
Go to different grocery store.
Then the awkward silent head nod.
Proceed to leave full buggy of food in next aisle and leave.
Go to different grocery store.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:31 pm to weagle99
frick her in the bathroom?
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:34 pm to weagle99
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Passing a stranger over and over again in a grocery store
You are shopping at the same speed but in opposite directions so you encounter each other numerous times. How to handle this awkwardness?
This doesn't matter with a stranger.
The problem arises when the other person is maybe some old work associate you really didn't even like, you already had a bit of small talk on Aisle 1...and then continually pass each other for the next 10 minutes.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:34 pm to weagle99
probably a serial gay fondler
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:39 pm to weagle99
Tip your fedora at them.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:43 pm to weagle99
Grab em by the pu$$y.
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:49 pm to weagle99
Is this like a spinoff of the "Have drugs negatively effected your life" thread?
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:57 pm to weagle99
Skip an aisle
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