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Parents accused of leaving child who ate THC gummy to attend LSU game

Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:35 pm
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:35 pm
Some parents will do anything to attend an LSU game

Also, are we sure “Mary” is a woman? Rough mugshot

SCOTT, La. (Acadiana News First) - An Acadiana couple is facing several charges after their young child took a THC gummy and the couple left to attend LSU’s game against Louisiana Tech, authorities said.

Mary Cormier, 36, and David Butt, 34, each face the following counts:

Second-degree cruelty to juveniles
Child desertion
Contributing to the delinquency of juveniles (3 counts) LINK
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Also, are we sure “Mary” is a woman? Rough mugshot

You aint lying
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17313 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:39 pm to
4 years old?! frick these people. I was hoping for at least a teenager.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2408 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:39 pm to
2,1
Posted by Bodie
Member since Aug 2022
2682 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:41 pm to
Young fella will never be that stoned again. Can't say I'm not a little jealous.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159512 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:42 pm to
did larry leo write this headline?
quote:

Parents accused of leaving child who ate THC gummy to attend LSU game
so this was a magical gummy that insantly transported the kid to Tiger Stadium?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76580 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:43 pm to


That dude has Bush family blood in him from somewhere down the line.
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1135 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

so this was a magical gummy that insantly transported the kid to Tiger Stadium?


I mean that poor kid probably thought so
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26243 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:45 pm to
It really is a terribly written article.

Did the parents intentionally provide the gummy to knock the kid out?

Did they plan on going, kid ate it accidentally, and said f it let’s go anyway?

Separate question: can you get too stoned as to cause permanent damage?
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2857 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:48 pm to
Somebody needs to kick David arse' arse.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
7461 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:50 pm to
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Separate question: can you get too stoned as to cause permanent damage?


The only question I can definitively answer:
No.
Not off one time.
Or a couple dozen times.

Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:54 pm to


quote:

Mary Cormier


Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6300 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:57 pm to
“Mary” has the beginnings of a pretty good goatee, she is probably the “Butt”[sic] of many jokes…
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21472 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:01 pm to
There’s something about Mary, and it ain’t right.
Posted by Spaniard
Pine Belt
Member since Apr 2011
1231 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:06 pm to
Damn! That's Baretta
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57132 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:07 pm to
Bro, that is 2 dudes.
Posted by BWHLSU
Member since Jul 2026
274 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Mary Cormier

But there's somethin' about Mary

That they don't know (he has a dick)

Mary
There's just somethin' about Mary
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24149 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:09 pm to
The way it reads is that they knew he had either eaten a gummy or god forbid, been intentionally given one, before leaving... and left anyway. Leaving the stoned kid in the care of another juvenile. Just an utterly despicable situation.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
33054 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Did they plan on going, kid ate it accidentally, and said f it let’s go anyway?


That is how I read it, but agreed that it’s poorly written. Sounds like the kid thought it was a piece of candy and ate it and they left the kid with an older sibling.

And I don’t see how Mary was born a woman.
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