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Ozempic Vagina - As explained by Mike Tyson...

Posted on 10/29/26 at 2:28 pm
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 2:28 pm
...via Grok's impersonation.



quote:

Listen to me. Ozempic vagina is when that weight loss drug makes you drop fat real fast, and the soft padding down there shrinks up. Area gets deflated, a little saggy looking, like the volume left the building. Not the drug itself punching it, just the quick loss, you know what I'm sayin. Some ladies spend cash to plump it back.


Posted by Breauxsif
Washington
Member since May 2012
23977 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Some ladies spend cash to plump it back.

Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
50813 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 2:32 pm to
2 words I did not think needed to be said together.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
26275 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Ozempic Vagina



Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21935 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:00 pm to
Great, another defense for women killing their children.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22183 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Great, another defense for women killing their children.


Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35536 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
65101 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

the soft padding down there shrinks up. Area gets deflated, a little saggy looking, like the volume left the building.


OV sounds like OLV
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12522 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:18 pm to
Is is it really that hard to just eat low carb?
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2520 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Is is it really that hard to just eat low carb?


I always thought vagina was zero carb, now I know why I am still having carb consumption issues.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157965 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Lithten to me. Othempic vagina ith when that weight lothth drug maketh you drop fat real fatht, and the thoft padding down there thhrinkth up. Area getth deflated, a little thaggy looking, like the volume left the building. Not the drug itthelf punching it, jutht the quick lothth, you know what I'm thayin. thome ladieth thpend cathh to plump it back.

Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
60909 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

CocomoLSU
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14348 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 5:09 pm to
So if you eat it, will you lose weight?
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14348 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 5:10 pm to
GLPussy
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