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OT doctors: Do I have food poisoning or stomach flu?

Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14897 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:44 pm
Went to an Italian restaurant with my buddies last night feeling completely normal. 4 hours later I’m incredibly nauseous puking my guts out. Felt less nauseated after puking and went to bed. Woke up this morning with a 102° fever which has remained constant all day. Haven’t had the appetite to eat anything besides chicken noodle soup.

Should I be concerned or will this pass? I feel like ripe arse.
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7862 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:45 pm to
What did you eat? Anyone else eat the same thing and get sick?
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12433 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:46 pm to
Probably a stomach virus. What did you eat?
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:46 pm to
Sounds like AIDS to me baw
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Do I have food poisoning or stomach flu?
It sure sounds like you do.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31115 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:47 pm to
Sounds like classic quick onset AIDS, did you boys use a condom when they violated you last night after dinner?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14897 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:47 pm to
Chicken pesto. Nobody else had the pesto sauce. I’m thinking that’s what it is.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:47 pm to
Toughen up bub
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12433 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:48 pm to
“Food poisoning” encompasses viruses too
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:49 pm to
You've been given the trannie disease. A spawn will soon erupt out of your stomach.


Or its food poisoning
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66984 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:49 pm to
LOL you ate some loser's feces
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11220 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:50 pm to
Sounds like withdrawals, did you forget to shoot up?
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7862 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:50 pm to
My guess is chicken more than pesto. I mean pesto is oil, nuts, and leaves... sure the leaves could have E. coli but undercooked chicken is more likely. Even if others had chicken the temp and your gut may be less resistant.

Enjoy it dude... I am 2.5 stomach bugs away from my goal weight. I would love another 10 lb drop in 3 days.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37954 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:52 pm to
Food poisoning.
Drink as much water as you can stand and you should feel fine in the morning.

Stop drinking water around an hour before you go to bed and pee it all out as to get maximum undisturbed sleep. Also take a shower before bed and make it cold in your house.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21068 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:53 pm to
I’m right there with you, brother. Currently laying in bed with four blankets and a direct route to the toilet. I feel like death.

And mine is 100% stomach bug.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10947 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:53 pm to
What’s a stomach flu? The flu is a virus.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Sounds like AIDS to me baw

3 amswers in
took too damn long
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20734 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

“Food poisoning” encompasses viruses too


This.

Viral gastroenteritis can be spread by contact or by contaminated food. So the answer is...yes.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24745 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:23 pm to
You clearly have the AIDS.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:30 pm to
Flu season was weak this year. It is a stomach virus or your waiter rubbed his nuts on your breadsticks at the olive garden
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