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re: OT Dads. What should I do now that my son has grown taller than me?

Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:26 am to
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16593 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:26 am to
Ship him off to military school
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25314 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:49 am to
Simply explain to him it’s unacceptable and intolerable. He will shorten up immediately thereafter.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29993 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:52 am to
Find his real dad and kick his arse.

Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:33 am to
What are you, an imp? Taking a shower must be like torrential ran for you.

Seriously, the kid is going to start hiding your keys at the top of fridge and bookcases and laugh at you because you can't get them.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106005 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:36 am to
Out:travel ball. In: AAU basketball.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:39 am to
frick da haters in here. I am 5'9.345" (above avg.this the OT) my son just turned 18 years old and is almost 6'. I took that young buck to the gym with me the last 2 years. He knows who the Motherfricking Alpha is.

Nuff said

Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59435 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:43 am to
5’8” checking in, even I’m upset about t.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135023 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:44 am to
frick his mom to show dominance
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:44 am to
quote:

5'8" checking in


Mini wafer?


Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20408 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:50 am to
Subtle brag about being an early bloomer. Well played.
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
2542 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:55 am to
This married woman I used to have sex with talks about how she is concerned that her husband will become suspicious of her infidelity because their son is closer to my height than his.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16020 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Subtle brag about being an early bloomer. Well played.


He'll top out at 6'. Mostly because I'm about to start rationing his food like it's North Korean in my house.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26429 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:02 am to
Challenge him to a dick measuring contest and pray to god you don’t lose
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 11:02 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:03 am to
quote:

This married woman I used to have sex

your wife?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:05 am to
frick his mom
Posted by Reda LSU
Los Angeles
Member since Jan 2013
4230 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:07 am to
congrats on the secs 12 years ago
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
4439 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:20 am to
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This post was edited on 5/28/20 at 2:15 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58799 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:20 am to
You're weak
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25916 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:20 am to
quote:

What should I do now that my son has grown taller than me?


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5'11" boy.


quote:

taller than me


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What should I do now


Hope he grows another 3” so at least your lineage won’t be a laughing stock.


Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 11:20 am to
start with those three.
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