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re: OT Dads. What should I do now that my son has grown taller than me?
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:54 am to Black n Gold
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:54 am to Black n Gold
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12 years to be this useless 5'11" boy.
damn Dad, that boy ain't useless...he should be cutting grass, raking leaves and washing cars
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Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:55 am to Black n Gold
Get a genetics test.. 
Does he look like you?
Does he look like you?
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 8:56 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:55 am to Black n Gold
Us shortys have our advantages OP. We don’t hit our heads on things as much, our heart doesn’t have to work as hard to pump blood through our body, we can walk under tables instead of crawling to get things, old women don’t ask us to grab things high up in the store for them, etc
ETA: I’m 5’8, I feel like I should get a tax credit, handicap tag, at least something, circus membership maybe
My dad is 6’2
ETA: I’m 5’8, I feel like I should get a tax credit, handicap tag, at least something, circus membership maybe
My dad is 6’2
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 9:02 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:56 am to Black n Gold
Put him to work. You’ll never have to reach up high to get something ever again.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:56 am to Black n Gold
Tell him you knew he would be tall because you planted him deep.
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 8:58 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:58 am to Black n Gold
Lmao you’re less than 5’11? How did you get laid in the first place
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:58 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
You’re a genius!
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:58 am to Black n Gold
Be a man, and remind him you are his dad. Your house. If he doesnt like it then he can go buy his own chicken. Simple.
My dad beat my arse when I was I 21 for disrepecting my mom, by telling her to shut up. Like punch to the face knocking me down, and kicking me in the rib cage area, balled up eventually, a few times. I didnt do shite about it but take it.
My dad beat my arse when I was I 21 for disrepecting my mom, by telling her to shut up. Like punch to the face knocking me down, and kicking me in the rib cage area, balled up eventually, a few times. I didnt do shite about it but take it.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:59 am to Black n Gold
I was taller than my Dad by 3" and my son is projecting to be about 6" taller than me.
Somehow we all survived
Ole Man Strength is real.
Somehow we all survived
Ole Man Strength is real.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:00 am to Black n Gold
The only thing you need to KNOW is that no matter how big he gets, you can still beat his arse. Grown man strength is real. If you can project that, then you'll never have to prove it to him.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:00 am to DarthRebel
So your dad was 5’6 your 5’9 and your son will be 6’3”?
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:01 am to el Gaucho
I insisted that all of the dates with my wife were horizontal, watching movies in bed.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:01 am to Black n Gold
Just give up and accept you've been replaced as Alpha
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:11 am to PipelineBaw
Beat his arse while he's young and youre still able, this will mentally frick him when he's older. Worked charms on my little brother who is much bigger than me now. haha
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:14 am to Black n Gold
Be proud
Hope he is smashing female arse and wearing condoms.
Hope he is smashing female arse and wearing condoms.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:14 am to Black n Gold
Hey Dobby, your subtle brag (you have a 12 year-old, 5’ 11” son) noted:
quote:
It's quite a strange feeling watching this useless little 21" baby grow up over the past 12 years to be this useless 5'11" boy.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:15 am to Black n Gold
Tell him to square up and show him you're still the man of the house
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:16 am to Black n Gold
It's time to toss his arse out into the cruel world
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:17 am to Black n Gold
Have him do all the “tall chores”. Dusting high up cabinets, cleaning out gutters, hanging Christmas lights, etc. Take advantage of the gift you’ve been given
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:22 am to Black n Gold
I told mine that I’d always look up to him.
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