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OT Dads. What should I do now that my son has grown taller than me?
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:47 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:47 am
Make him watch me eat the last piece of chicken. Order to him to fetch me my slippers. Maybe bring him out back and challenge him to a fight.
It's quite a strange feeling watching this useless little 21" baby grow up over the past 12 years to be this useless 5'11" boy.
It's quite a strange feeling watching this useless little 21" baby grow up over the past 12 years to be this useless 5'11" boy.
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Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:48 am to Black n Gold
Breed his mother and make him watch.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:48 am to Black n Gold
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 8:49 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:49 am to Black n Gold
Check his knuckles
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:49 am to Black n Gold
Pee on his belongings to assert your dominate status as head of household.
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 8:50 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:49 am to AUCE05
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Breed his mother and make him watch.
But we're still married.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:49 am to Black n Gold
Kick his fricking arse
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:49 am to Black n Gold
I’m assuming you’re a shorty, sucks to be you.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:50 am to Black n Gold
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this useless 5'11" boy.
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taller than me
Maybe be happy your child isn't a dwarf like you?
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:50 am to Black n Gold
Sounds like either you aren’t that proud of him or you’re insecure about yourself.
Either way, you’re coming at one of the issues from the wrong angle.
Either way, you’re coming at one of the issues from the wrong angle.
This post was edited on 2/28/19 at 8:51 am
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:50 am to Black n Gold
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5'11"
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taller than me
I'm sorry. There is nothing you can do.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:50 am to Black n Gold
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:50 am to AU4real35
Pretty obvious that based on the post that he is 5'10".
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:51 am to Black n Gold
Paternity test to make sure he's yours
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:52 am to Black n Gold
I passed my dad up around that age. No wonder he drank.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:53 am to Black n Gold
He's already taller than you at age 12? 
Go ahead and book your appearance on the Maury show to make sure he's really yours
Go ahead and book your appearance on the Maury show to make sure he's really yours
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:53 am to Evil Little Thing
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I passed my dad up around that age. No wonder he drank.
Looking back, I should have introduced him to smoking to stunt his growth.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:53 am to Black n Gold
If you have to ask, kick his arse!
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:54 am to Evil Little Thing
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I passed my dad up around that age. No wonder he drank.
This is going into my sig line because out of context, it's gold.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 8:54 am to Black n Gold
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OT Dads. What should I do now that my son has grown taller than me?
Probably time to start checking on those magnet middle schools for next year.
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