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Oreo Zero Sugar Cookies coming to U.S.

Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:18 am
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:18 am
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Rejoice, New Year’s dieters: Oreos are getting a sugar-free option.

Mondelez said Tuesday that Oreo Zero Sugar and Oreo Double Stuf Zero Sugar will go on sale in the U.S. in January. They’re a permanent addition to the company’s Oreo lineup.


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For sweetening, the Oreos contain maltitol, a type of sugar alcohol that’s also found in some fruits and vegetables; polydextrose, a soluble fiber; sucralose, a sweetener derived from sugar; and acesulfame potassium, a synthetic sweetener.
Posted by TT9
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:20 am to
Nein, danke
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8874 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:20 am to
And another ruined by idiots. If the sugar won't kill you all the other stuff they add to it will certainly kill you.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34231 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:20 am to
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maltitol


Is this the same ingredient found in zero sugar gummy bears that are internet famous?
Posted by doliss
Northern VA
Member since Sep 2009
1047 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:20 am to
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maltitol


Enjoy the bowel prep for your colonoscopy
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:22 am to
Food board
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
10971 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:22 am to
acesulfame potassium and sucralose
Posted by Linoge
Member since Jun 2013
1904 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:22 am to
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Is this the same ingredient found in zero sugar gummy bears that are internet famous?


Yes. Get ready for many explosive diarrhea stories. Especially from fatties who sit down and eat a whole box of these things.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
6843 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:24 am to
Sugar alcohols are worse than regular sugar

Gonna be a lot of fatties spraypainting their toilet bowls after downing a box of these bad boys
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13772 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:24 am to
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Is this the same ingredient found in zero-sugar gummy bears that are internet famous?


I made that mistake a few months ago, and a war was waged b/w my gut and the office bathroom.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82720 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:24 am to
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Is this the same ingredient found in zero sugar gummy bears that are internet famous?





I'm totally fine with most artificial sweeteners, but this one terrifies me.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:25 am to
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
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3088 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:27 am to
Nah I’ll just take the sugar.

At least I know how that’s going to kill me if I get out of control.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91372 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:29 am to
thank goodness because sugar was the only horrible thing in those cookies
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Member since Jul 2007
25639 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:30 am to
Probably doesn't taste better than the packaging it comes in. But it won't stop the people who are perpetually on diets but never look any better from eating a whole box in one sitting, because its "sugar free" thus good for you.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:30 am to
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Food board


Nah, this ain't food.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85777 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:30 am to
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And another ruined by idiots. If the sugar won't kill you all the other stuff they add to it will certainly kill you.



So you think they won't sell the with sugar version or something?


Don't worry, your fat arse can get your poison with a side of sugar.


Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
3798 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:37 am to
Reminds me of Snackwells fat free
People ate the whole box
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6802 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:44 am to
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8163 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:54 am to
Time to dump Nabisco stock... (or whoever their parent company is now).

This is going to leave a [skid] mark.
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