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re: Orca holds Sunfish while second orca rams it so hard it explodes

Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11535 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:28 pm to
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I’m starting to think that Orcas are just massive dicks

This has been established for a long time (see stingray gif)

quote:

They’re not noble or elegant

Eye of the beholder. Depending how you look at it, this is about as elegant as it gets

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Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5366 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:50 pm to
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I know they have no recorded attacks on humans


Bo Derek lost a leg to one of those bastards
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
369 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:56 pm to
Swam with a sunfish once
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39663 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:01 pm to
Orcas are so awesome. Sunfish are like the dumb cattle of the sea.
Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8520 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:06 pm to
Orcas are the China of the sea. Both are asshoe.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15442 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:08 pm to
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couple orca baws having fun

Came to post this
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96406 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:40 pm to
NVM - my point was already covered.

I do think it is - currently - safe to be in the water near wild Orcas. They're curious about us. They have worked with humans in the past.

Frankly, it is almost touching that this is relatively typical for human-wild orca interaction:



My best guess is that this mama orca was teaching the calf (or introducing the concept) how to do the - "temporarily beach yourself" stunt that some pods do to pull off ambushes. The swimming parallel to the beach and turn (trying to time the waves to take them back out) looks like that maneuver they do. Then, they see the lady, recognize it is a person, not a seal, and then sniff about. "See honey? This is a 'human'."
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 4:49 pm
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17779 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:41 pm to
Must be the orca Olympics with the videos I’ve been seeing
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5261 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:02 pm to
Ever see a Sunfish in the wild? They have to be the most vulnerable things in the ocean. Slow, lethargic and no defense systems at all. I think that I could beat the shite out of one.
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
296 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:13 pm to
Ever see a Sunfish in the wild?
I think that I could beat the shite out of one. -quote

You sure? Have you ever tried throwing a punch under water? Not so easy…
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 5:16 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78674 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:19 pm to
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I'm amazed that oceanic sunfish even exist. They're just big, slow balls of meat.
Basically rabbits except rabbits have some speed
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 5:21 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85761 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:23 pm to
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They are big, strong and smarter than you


Bruh
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23280 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:25 pm to
its not to you, loser its to the fricking woman filming, but your response is so ghey you prob need to go suc k a dick.
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9753 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:30 pm to


Orcas are not to be fricked with
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
2157 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:36 pm to
Sun fish are about the most worthless fish in the sea
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106505 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:42 pm to
Our fishing guide on an Alaska trip told us how he was fishing one time and an orca popped its head out of the water and squeaked at him.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1432 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:18 pm to
They’re extremely smart. One particular human - orca interaction was “old Tom’s pod” for decades they hearded Baleen Whales into a harbor in Australia. The human whalers would harvest the whales in exchange for the tongues and lips being left for the Orcas. Pods have sophisticated languages and, much like human countries, different pods have unique languages. So one pod may not be able to effectively talk to another pod

Research is pretty firm on the fact that they’re as smart as chimps and in some ways they’re decidedly smarter. Particularly when it comes to emotional intelligence and their bonds with their pod.

This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 7:21 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77887 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:21 pm to
Even with a regulator in their mouth you can't get them to stop yappin
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122630 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:26 pm to
I like orcas. I saw something about how off the coast of South Africa there was a location you could go and see a bunch of different types of sharks.. Shark watching became a thing.. Then Orcas started going in that area and was just taking the sharks out. I am going to see if I can find it, but there was a video of 2 orcas and they looked like they were just playing with the shark when it was half dead. One sort of tossed it and the other one grabbed it and took off.

I bet orcas are closer to human intelligence than chimps. Maybe dolphins as well.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
49340 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 6:27 am to
Obligatory funniest Orca video I have ever seen.

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