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re: One of the Biggest Open Secrets of Humankind

Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178947 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

and women


they do not shite.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9961 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:35 pm to
Open secret? That people shite?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56244 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:35 pm to
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Maybe there should be an acknowledgement... instead of just pretending the event didn't happen, you know?


I am going to start greeting people with- Top O the Morning to ya! I had a jolly good BM this AM!

Will that work?
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9409 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

What is it with this board and shitting



A bunch of Germans!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72469 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

I am going to start greeting people with- Top O the Morning to ya! I had a jolly good BM this AM!

Will that work?


I like the cut of your jib!
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13053 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:03 pm to
I often wonder how there can be so many people in the world whose shite don’t stink…
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23223 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:05 pm to
You must not have many guy friends or coworkers if you think no one is talking about it.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20035 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:07 pm to
There's a lot of things I find myself curious about, but other people's bowel movements don't even hit the list.

Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7686 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:25 pm to
My wife simply cannot understand why I wait until I'm at work to poop, rather than doing it at home. She has zero understanding of poop mechanics. You poop when it's ready, not when it spares you the most embarrassment.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49522 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:49 pm to
87 years on this planet and I learn something new every day.
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
430 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 9:47 pm to
You shouldve checked with your sponsor before making this post OP
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 10:14 pm to
Nearly every single hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74850 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 10:27 pm to
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Nearly every single hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it.
I wouldn’t have had a hand in coming up with this statement.

That’s an Aggie version of “Deep Thoughts”.
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
3616 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:03 am to
No but I think about how miserable it must’ve been to not have toilet paper and baby wipes available after shitting. Especially if you didn’t live near water
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16645 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Ever think how all the men and women you encounter during the course of a day just go about their business as if they didn't drop a steamy deuce to start the morning?

I’m prescribing immersion therapy for you. But I think you’re going to love it.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14600 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:39 am to
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think I might be messed up, Dixie.
Reads more like constipated.
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