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re: Old People Names in the future
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:16 am to lsudave1
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:16 am to lsudave1
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However, fast forward about 50 to 60 years and kids in the future will consider names like Kaylee, Breighlynn, and McKayla as grandma names. We as a society have royally fricked oursleves. Grandma Caitlyn just doesn't work.
if the names are that common, they won't seem out of place in 50 years
people complain about weird shite
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:31 am to lsudave1
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fast forward about 50 to 60 years and kids in the future will consider names like Kaylee, Breighlynn, and McKayla as grandma names.
I assure you that right this minute there are a metric frickton of kaylee and breighlynn's out there with grandkids already
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:33 am to WG_Dawg
Curious how all the culture names age.
All the D’ names
All the D’ names
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:46 am to PiscesTiger
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Papaw Bankston...Mamaw Taylynn...tell me a story about Fortnite.
Their is going to be a lot more Pawpaw and Pawpaw rather than Pawpaw and Mawmaw.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:51 am to lsudave1
Something celebrity based that won’t age well.
I’m thinking along the lines of Danica.
I’m thinking along the lines of Danica.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:58 am to teke184
True, but by then folks will be giving their kids old people names. The circle will complete itself.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:59 am to lsudave1
My niece got mad at me for "being mean" to one of her friends.
Niece and husband were expecting their second child. There was a thread on Facebook discussing names for the incoming heathen.
One stupid girl suggested a few names. Among them were 'Xander' and 'Denzel' (kid is lily white).
I replied Xander was great, but they were naming a male child. Not a unicorn. I told her Denzel was a possibility, but only if DaQuan was taken.
Turns out the stupid girl had named one of her kids Xander. The unicorn comment hurt her feelings. Niece told me to quit being mean.
Niece and husband were expecting their second child. There was a thread on Facebook discussing names for the incoming heathen.
One stupid girl suggested a few names. Among them were 'Xander' and 'Denzel' (kid is lily white).
I replied Xander was great, but they were naming a male child. Not a unicorn. I told her Denzel was a possibility, but only if DaQuan was taken.
Turns out the stupid girl had named one of her kids Xander. The unicorn comment hurt her feelings. Niece told me to quit being mean.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:05 am to Frankenstein Vol
Keep on doing the lords work sir.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:11 am to lsudave1
I moreso wonder what will the nursing homes look like in 50 years when almost all the patients have tattoos all over their bodies.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:12 am to Frankenstein Vol
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Turns out the stupid girl had named one of her kids Xander. The unicorn comment hurt her feelings. Niece told me to quit being mean
It's become ridiculous. Quit trying to come up with some unique name or spelling nobody else has and give your kid a classic name that they won't be embarrassed about in 20 years.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:29 am to lsudave1
Recent names I’ve seen on Facebook birth announcements
Boys:
Ryker Tiberius
Aksel
Girl:
Khaleesi
White people need to get their shite together.
Although, anecdotally I’ve also noticed a trend in older names making a comeback too. I’ve also seen
Lillian
Eloise
Evalyn
Seems like the pendulum might be swinging to both extremes (and away from the Emily, Rachel, Jennifer, Elizabeth)
Boys:
Ryker Tiberius
Aksel
Girl:
Khaleesi
White people need to get their shite together.
Although, anecdotally I’ve also noticed a trend in older names making a comeback too. I’ve also seen
Lillian
Eloise
Evalyn
Seems like the pendulum might be swinging to both extremes (and away from the Emily, Rachel, Jennifer, Elizabeth)
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 8:51 am
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:32 am to lsudave1
Paw Paw Jayden gonna tell the kids about the time he threw out his arm in the 11-12 championship game and had to get Tommy johns surgery.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:32 am to lsudave1
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Agnes, Gladys, Edna
These names will become popular again in the next few years. Anything’s possible with these millienal parents.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:35 am to Eighteen
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Khaleesi
Talk about your names that aged badly in the past year.
“Mommy, why is my name Adolph?”
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:36 am to CaptainsWafer
That just brightened my day.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:46 am to lsudave1
How do you know that Agnes, Edna, Gladys etc weren’t the Braxtyn’s of yesteryear?
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:38 am to TheIndulger
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How do you know that Agnes, Edna, Gladys etc weren’t the Braxtyn’s of yesteryear?
That's a reasonable question. Some nations have actually addressed this: countries with more homogeneous demographics can have books and lists of legitimate names. I think, they have rotation patterns for sets of names over the generations. If you're wondering whether a prospective name has any tradition behind it, you can look it up and check it.
I like the Romans and the Samurai ideas about names. You start off with names your family provided by default (place of birth, order of birth among siblings, recycle a family name), but you grow your name around your own accomplishments. That said, they all knew better than to name their kids Braxtyn.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:42 am to lsudave1
yea...Braxxton, Head of accounts.....just don't work
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:44 am to lsudave1
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Grandma Caitlyn just doesn't work.
That is a very old Celtic name from the old French Cateline.
It's honestly amazing how stupid most of the OT is. It's not surprising that so many baws name their kids Braxtynn.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 9:45 am
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