Favorite team:LSU 
Location:OC California
Biography:From New Orleans, Army Veteran
Interests:Watching football, gingers, history, food
Occupation:Software developer
Number of Posts:2265
Registered on:1/5/2008
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re: TulaneLSU's Top 10 signs of Clearview Parkway of Metairie - Woodreaux
I appreciate these lists. I've been gone for a while, but I miss NOLA and think about it often. But there's so much there; I've spent time in some of these places and some of the details have gotten hazy with time. The pictures and prose you provide in these threads bring back tons of memories. T...
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re: Stampede out of pro BLM places why not for football teams too? - Woodreaux
[img]https://media.makeameme.org/created/get-the-frick-e64f8bcab1.jpg[/img]...
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re: Assuming the 2020 season is cancelled, who returns in 2021? - Woodreaux
Even if it is, it's premature to speculate while the eligibility situation is determined. It's premature to speculate on [i]that[/i] while the pending season situation is unresolved....
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re: I wonder how many teams are trying to copy LSU’s offense from 2019 - Woodreaux
Simple, all they need are, as others have already said, NFL talent and a process that focuses on [b]playing better than opponents[/b]. ...
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re: Herd immunity is gaining fast traction, peaking now... - Woodreaux
How many countries have achieved herd immunity so far? Is the immunity gaining fast traction? Or is the idea herd immunity can work gaining fast traction? There is an important distinction between the two. I would love it, but hope by itself is not a strategy....
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re: Auburn played the #1, #3, #5, #7, #8, #9, and #11 teams last year and ended up at #14 . - Woodreaux
Y'all did have head-to-head wins over 2 teams ranked ahead. One of them a regular season non-conference game, it was an early season gift for football fans. You don't know what you'll get from AU before a season, but which their schedule, the win-loss record is a usually trustworthy indicator. (T...
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re: What about the Cupcakes? - Woodreaux
:lol: A little subtle, waited until 3rd sentence and didn't imply they were as bad as cupcakes. Even added a disarming touch of humility by positioning the statement from a position of need. And you got it in while it's still a fluid situation. Given the rampant shit-posting in here lately,...
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re: How common are brown widow spiders around your house? - Woodreaux
I hate those lil bastards....
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re: Rank the non-SEC fans that frequent this board - Woodreaux
Douche-Nozzles and Ass-Goblins from [b]other countries[/b] who don't know a fullback from a first-down defiling our forum with spam....
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re: Do you know where fat goes when you lose it? - Woodreaux
I find it easier to thing about it as [i]what type of fuel burning is going on[/i] mostly. Your mitochondria and other organelles are burning the sugar piped into cells via blood. The mitochondria and other energy management systems are stateful. Their behaviors are influenced by their initial ...
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re: i just saw the solution to football on a response to Lou Holz - Woodreaux
Fighting the World every single day, Fighting the World for the Right to Play!!!...
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re: TulaneLSU's Top 10 face masks - Woodreaux
#10 looks like eating out a fire crotch. Also, you've been away too long. This place is better with your threads. ...
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re: Cryonics: For a mere $220K you can be frozen at death with zero chance of being revived. - Woodreaux
On Show No Mercy, they got a track called Cryonics. [link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbAA-4FX0M)]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbAA-4FX0M[/link]...
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re: Leaving Lousiana? - Woodreaux
It is a different planet. If you go somewhere without humidity, it's like the Kryptonian experience: you're just stronger, faster and more physically invulnerable than everyone around you ( unless they're from a swamp / jungle biome then they have to same privilege ). Way of Life: leaving Louisia...
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re: Driver Orchestrated a “Gesture of Hate” For Skidding on Pride Crosswalk - Woodreaux
If we searched the vicinity and found any recent roadwork or parking lot resurfacing, it means things are scarier than we thought. West Vancouver doesn't have a homophobe on the loose and behind the wheel. Instead, there's a whole team of bigots in the area systematically getting other people to ...
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re: What happens if no football - Woodreaux
Clearly an extra year of eligibility; probably with a stipulation that classes attended this year count for the delayed season. That'll allow graduates to train and play without attending more classes just to be enrolled. The extra time for practice is warranted, to offset the reps lost this year...
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re: 1928-2007 no team won more games than the Vols - Woodreaux
The meta controversy is: there is no timeframe which can be selected which won't piss-off somebody. If the cutoff ain't the forward pas, it's platoons, otherwise integration, else, some other bench mark. The key to wisely picking the period start-date is: come to a firm decision ahead of time ...
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re: How fat do you have to be to wait in the street for the fast food drive thru line? - Woodreaux
[b]The New American Crisis[/b] Local southern man is overwhelmed by the sight of obese patrons further increasing his wait time at a nearby fast-food eatery. Family members said he was infuriated and vexed by their irrational behavior and inefficient nutritional practices. In a statement relea...
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re: How much does it upset Gumps that the nation doesn't hate Ed and LSU? - Woodreaux
You probably know as much about patriotism as you do about football. ...
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re: He's coming - Woodreaux
Yes, you can haz cheezburger....
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