Favorite team:New Orleans Saints 
Location:OC California
Biography:From New Orleans, Army Veteran
Interests:Watching football, gingers, history, food
Occupation:Software developer
Number of Posts:2753
Registered on:1/5/2008
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re: Misunderstood careers: who knew?! - Woodreaux
Cloud Engineers don't even drive to work in an F-22 Raptor? WTF? ...
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re: Serious question for Ranters? - Woodreaux
The internet has 2 jobs: * infrastructure for porn * a platform for giving other people data which will piss them off The SEC Rant is not a porn site. You're an intelligent person you can deduce the reason; we've eliminated half of the possibilities....
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re: JeaLESSy - Woodreaux
You must admire Coach Freeze's work ethic trying bone 5 call-girls in one session. ...
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re: Paying cash at the grocery or department store checkout - Woodreaux
Problem ain't using cash, or cards, or checks or coupons. Like your post explicitly states: the problem is the lady was slow as shite in how she proceeded, and that caused the unnecessary delay for everyone else. Multiple cards or a check could've created the same delay. Your problem cause and...
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re: Come up with a topic that probably hasn't been asked/talked about on the OT before - Woodreaux
What is nature's 24/7 obsession with carcinization and which one was y'all's favorite?...
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re: Is there a service industry more useless than realtors? - Woodreaux
Astrology. I don't need this industry; I'm perfectly capable of using a telescope to look at the planets (mandatory Uranus reference included) and figure exactly how they are making next week's romance interest a psycho woman. It's simple everyday science. Textbook redundant industry. ...
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re: Off we go into the wild blue yonder - Woodreaux
Go Army! Beat AirForce!...
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re: Not getting along with co-worker - Woodreaux
Identify the source of the problem through dialog and honesty. Thru reason and wisdom reach a better a mutual understanding and interpersonal relationship. If that isn't working, drop your pants and let your dick do the talking. You mentioned you haven't shagged her yet; she might be getting impa...
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re: Why can't Nebraska replicate the Osbourne success? - Woodreaux
Be a part of the Big-8. Play an annual game against the OU the Ever-Over-Rated (knock on wood; they might actually bring a defense in 2021). Enjoy a balanced, game rule set which inherently rewards defenses for aggression, initiative, strength and brutality by allowing defensive players to do ...
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re: When it’s cold like this, I am thankful, and think of the lads in WW1, and true cold. - Woodreaux
They had to go through Rasputitsa. Nasty shite....
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re: So when is Kate Upton gonna blow up like a whale? - Woodreaux
Around the time Georgia wins another National Title....
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re: Cam Newton out..skating in pink clothes/headband - Woodreaux
I was going to ask each of y'all to show us on the doll where Cam touched you; but I don't need to in this case. We all watched those games. The footage is available. He's still got gumps melting and Aggies consoling them over a decade later. Cam Newton is a National Treasure. :usa: ...
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re: Why do I get the feeling people are excited that Texas is experiencing hardship? - Woodreaux
There's no reality-based causes for such a sentiment, and it's not our place to invent one. It's straight-up absurd; we're not that big of a-holes. The only time I enjoy seeing Texas suffering is when it's Bevo or Aggie (except against the Gumps). ...
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re: Are There Any Theories About Why There Have Been So Many Extremes Lately? - Woodreaux
If you look for weird shit, you will find weird shite....
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re: Just a question - Woodreaux
You bring up several great points. [quote]Another part of it is that many of the LSU fans on this board never give credit to other programs, including Alabama[/quote] Not [i]including[/i] Alabama; [b]especially[/b] Alabama. We don't even know how to give credit to our people when they're ki...
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re: Multiple mock drafts have Mac Jones to Saints at No. 28 - Woodreaux
When a former Gump does great things for the Saints, it's a redemption story....
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re: 5 time Jeopardy champ Brayden Smith dies at 24 - Woodreaux
[quote]BRAYDEN[/quote] That's a traditional travelball name you heathen!...
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re: Sir, this is a Wendy’s - Woodreaux
[quote]What?[/quote] Exactly my reaction when I see Photoshops' idea of editing images. It ain't the layers, that's fine. It's a bunch of the other stupid shite. Have you ever actually used Photoshop to put a dick on someone's face? It's way more complicated than it aught to be. ...
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re: What clown decided to start giving names to cold fronts/seasonal storms? - Woodreaux
I don't it was either Shaggy 2 Dope or Violent J. Has anyone received a statement from MorbidTheClown or Bozo? Those are 2 others. ...
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