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re: Old People Names in the future

Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:51 am to
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Nowadays when you think of the name of an elderly woman you think of names like Agnes, Gladys, Edna


And probably years ago, others may have thought those names were out of place too and it would be weird to have a grandma named Agnes, Gladys, or Edna.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1979 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:53 am to
My GP's were Cecil/Elinor and Howard/June

Old School GP's here
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11973 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:55 am to
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I like the Romans and the Samurai ideas about names. You start off with names your family provided by default (place of birth, order of birth among siblings, recycle a family name), but you grow your name around your own accomplishments.



I'm cool with that. Bring back the courtesy name. The "stage name" is the closest we have in modern times. If Bob Smith wants to be D'Kwanxaa let them decide when they're older.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103848 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:22 am to
Imagine sitting on grandpa Braxtynns lap listening to stories about his nasty curveball back in his travel ball days
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:29 am to
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Old People Names in the future



She is still in her 40's, but my wife's stepmom is now Grandma Becky

ETA: Not short for Rebecca either
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 10:31 am
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:32 am to
Can't wait until I hit the nursing home and do the same stuff I do these days.

My great grandson comes to visit and I tell him to pick up the sticks and get smashed in Madden while Metallica and Tool blasts in the background.

Hell I may turn that nursing home room into a full on dorm room complete with a blacklight and SI Swimsuit Edition posters.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42406 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:36 am to
Remember when my grandmother Kaylee would bake me cookies
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27247 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:41 am to
As a kid I played football with a boy name Henry. It weirded me out because I always though of Henry as an old man's name.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:41 am to
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quote:
Jaxson


That first name has been around since the civil war, but most commonly spelled Jackson.


Yeah. But, these dipshit parents try to be creative and unique, only to force their kid to spell their name and feel like a douchebag every time they meet someone for the rest of their life.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 10:52 am to
Glad this is bugging other people too. It’s been keeping me up at night.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28721 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 11:26 am to
Grandpa Cayden, please tell me a story of the great Meme War of 2016.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8536 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 11:51 am to
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Grandma Bambi
no doubt she totally fricks
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50934 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 11:54 am to
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6516 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 11:59 am to
Are we sure that these folks will make it to that age?
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 12:34 pm to
Love these names. You can filter out the trash upon introduction without actually having to have a second of conversation.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:25 pm to
Forget grandma first names being fricked. The actual names for grandmas are already fricked. No one is satisfied being MawMaw or Grandma. It's Honey, Sweetie, Gigi, Mimi, YaYa ... my son has nixed my fabulous idea of being Sugah Puddin or Nana Puddin (which I offered facetiously). I hope someday to be Grandma.
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
3108 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:52 pm to
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I didn’t know until my father’s funeral that my grandfather’s name was Admiral. I always thought it was Dewey. When I read my dad’s obituary, I saw Admiral Dewey Potter. I was like damn, I didn’t know grandpa Dewey was an admiral. My aunt said no, that was his name.


Your grandfather was obviously named for this great American hero:


Admiral George Dewey (December 26, 1837 – January 16, 1917) was Admiral of the Navy, the only person in United States history to have attained the rank. He participated in the capture of New Orleans and the Siege of Port Hudson, helping the Union take control of the Mississippi River. By the end of the war, Dewey reached the rank of lieutenant commander. He is, however, best known for his victory at the Battle of Manila Bay during the Spanish–American War, with the loss of only a single crewman on the American side.
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
3108 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:58 pm to
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Forget grandma first names being fricked. The actual names for grandmas are already fricked. No one is satisfied being MawMaw or Grandma. It's Honey, Sweetie, Gigi, Mimi, YaYa .


I agree you with you completely, except on that last one. "YaYa" (also spelled YiaYia) is an ethnic Greek term for a female grandparent (male is pappou or pappous).
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 2:36 pm to
If they were Greek, then that would be meaningful. It's more like YaYa Sisterhood stuff.

Also, I don't really hate those other ones, it’s just a minor annoyance.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64035 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 2:57 pm to
People today name kids like they're naming a puppy, kitten, or stuffed animal.
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