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re: OK teachers, what cool or unusual student names do you have this year?

Posted on 8/11/23 at 2:10 am to
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
1245 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 2:10 am to
Mrs BeachTiger (no pics) teaches a kid named Legend. I went to high school with a dude named Casanova Romeo Love.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34762 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 3:04 am to
Purpadrank
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6915 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 3:27 am to
My most unusual name was Bumblebee. Her last name was not tuna, and she went by BB.

Friends of mine just named their son Eoghan, which is pronounced Owen.
This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 3:30 am
Posted by Heyes
Baton. Rouge
Member since Jul 2013
762 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 3:57 am to
I hope his middle name is Raine and he grows up to be in the Nahtzi killin' business.
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Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10836 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 4:50 am to
Just met a guy yesterday named LaMonde (pronounced "la mawn-dee")
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4527 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 6:16 am to
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The kicker is some teachers find it insulting and have told the principal they will not call him by that name.


And what if the kid finds their name insulting and refuses to use their names?

But can you imagine answering “yes master”
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3751 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 6:19 am to
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LEMONJELLO AND ORANJELLO


Baton Rouge High.

Edit: I wonder where they are today?
This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 6:20 am
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4620 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 6:30 am to
La-sha

The dash don't be silent
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18951 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 6:34 am to
Abcde

Pronounced (Uh-Base-Uh-Day)

I’m not a teacher but he was a young Memphis kid circa 2009. Not making it up.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20159 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 6:39 am to
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Master Whether this is real or made up, that's fricking hilarious to think about

Some room temperature IQ named their child Master?

“Master, you didn’t flush the toilet.”
“Don’t ever speak to your mother that way Master!”

We are living in the early stages of the movie Idiocracy.
Posted by KISS ARMY
Da parish brah
Member since Jan 2015
481 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 8:02 am to
Saw one named De'Mon
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 8:12 am to
There’s some dumb SOBs in the world is what those names tell me. Why would you do that to your child?
Posted by Beef Tips
Member since Jan 2013
2884 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 8:56 am to
The turning point in me taking someone serious is when they tell me how they knew a “la-a” or “orangello and lemongello”. Especially when they follow up with “im not making this up”.

Apparently these names exist in every city.
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1901 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 4:20 pm to
I totally forgot last year I had identical twins that had the EXACT same name as their dad. Their names weren't strange but all three had the exact same name. We called one 2 and the other 3 and half the time we were wrong because they looked identical!
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4527 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 9:15 am to
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Pronounced (Uh-Base-Uh-Day)


It was pronounced ab-si-dy
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17131 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 9:28 am to
I'm not a teacher, but the worst name I've ever heard was Lajareda(Luh-Jared-duh). It was girl I knew in college.

The name used to annoy me so much. She said she was named after both parents. Dad's name is Jared. The mom's name is Lakia.


I went to middle school with a guy named Cognac(pronounced and spelled just like the alcohol). I didn't think anything of it at the time cuz I was a child. Now all I can think is how trashy his parents must have been
This post was edited on 8/12/23 at 9:36 am
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
1253 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 9:28 am to
You sir are an idiot. I worked with an inner city outreach ministry for about a decade in the early 2000’s. I had a Da one one, Twadazia, Syncerre, Alexus and Mercedes that were sisters
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26689 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 9:29 am to
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student named Master

last name Bates?
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17131 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 9:30 am to
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Wife works with juveniles. Three siblings named Rendezvous, Deja Vu and Chuck


How did the one kid end up with the normal name as opposed to his siblings
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17131 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 9:32 am to
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Since I can't start threads I will ask here. 


Damn. That's fricked up.

quote:

but is there a such thing as kids identifying as cats?


Nevermind. I support the admins decision.
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