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re: OK teachers, what cool or unusual student names do you have this year?

Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1430 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:10 pm to
I have numerous ones that contain hyphens and apostrophes that violate every grammatic rule known to mankind.

Although I have a disgustingly large number of illegals, their names aren't too difficult to pronounce - I just need to figure out which one of the six to use.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:12 pm to
Since I can't start threads I will ask here. This sounds made up, but is there a such thing as kids identifying as cats?
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11249 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:16 pm to
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Since I can't start threads


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:17 pm to
Yeah bruh, they tried to cancel me around here
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
13971 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:23 pm to
I have all the travel ball names. Jayson, Ayedin, Breydon….the list goes on and on. And a kid named Aldo.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8223 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:27 pm to
Are teachers on the OT? God help us all if true.
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:47 pm to
There’s no oranjello, no lemonjello no La-a, no rolexus.

Ever.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:50 pm to
What about the twins La Washa and La Drya?
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2602 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:56 pm to
Finnley is one my teacher friend has in her class. Apparently not that uncommon.
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
7601 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:08 pm to
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There’s no oranjello, no lemonjello no La-a, no rolexus.


I worked in the projects in New Orleans for two years in a health center. I never believed any of this crap until I actually treated Oranjello and Lemonjello. Also had Crest but he went by Toothpaste. And, when my nurse handed me the chart for Shithead I refused to believe it.

It is 100% real and quite sad.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78015 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:44 pm to
Friend of mine has a student name Breeder and another named Atlas.
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3975 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:49 pm to
Got one this year whose middle name is Boss. That’s the most unique one so far. Speaking of unique, had one a while back with the middle name of Uniqua.

ETA: also have a particular roster with the travel ball trifecta of Kaden, Jadyn, and Braiden all in the same room.
This post was edited on 8/10/23 at 9:55 pm
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2908 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:52 pm to
Scrumshush McHenry
Posted by TigerKurt
Kenner, LA
Member since Apr 2005
867 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:55 pm to
Semaj
Father ‘s name is James
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4305 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:59 pm to
Beautiful, Miracle, Heavenly... All bitches.

Once taught a Kendall Jackson and a Hennessy.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2107 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 10:51 pm to
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My best friend in grade school's name was Supreme. He was a cool dude.


Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1173 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 11:39 pm to
My mom had a kid named Phuc one year. I saw his name on a stack of papers on her desk and asked who would name their kid frick. Turns out it’s pronounced foo and she had a good backhand back then.
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
1002 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 11:50 pm to
Years ago I taught a kid named Undrier that was prounounced Andre.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
37203 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 11:57 pm to
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And a kid named Aldo.
I hope his middle name is Raine and he grows up to be in the Nahtzi killin' business.
Posted by Zeta_Zeta
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2018
62 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 11:59 pm to
Basketball American name
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