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OK teachers, what cool or unusual student names do you have this year?

Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:35 pm
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1316 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:35 pm
I always find it entertaining at the beginning of each year because I know I'm going to hear some really cool names and some that make you scratch your head.

The student names that I really like this year are Rampage (yes, he was named after the UFC fighter Rampage Jackson), Timber, Country, Brick, a young man named Disney and a young lady named Levi (I've had male students named Levi, but never a young lady).

At another school, a teacher friend said she has a student named Master! The kicker is some teachers find it insulting and have told the principal they will not call him by that name.

IMO, the all-time weirdest name I've had was a few years ago when I taught a young lady named Chiquita, who received that name because her mother craved bananas during her pregnancy. I don't think she even liked the name.

I'm sure you guys have some crazy one too! You can't make this stuff up!
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1928 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:37 pm to
This reads like a buzz feed article and I hate it.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18260 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:37 pm to
La-a, but the dash don't be silent
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
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Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:38 pm to
LEMONJELLO AND ORANJELLO

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13851 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:38 pm to

Hey Femalia, 1972 called and wants their jokes back.....

Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:39 pm to
quinshon and bleeker
you guess the gender
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6484 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:41 pm to
Felonee
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4865 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1778 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:46 pm to
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Master


Whether this is real or made up, that's fricking hilarious to think about
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1316 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:46 pm to
Wow! I can honestly say I've never heard of Felonee. I would love to hear the explanation behind that name!
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1316 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:47 pm to
It's absolutely 100% real!
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3378 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:50 pm to
Shithead (pronounced Shi-theed).........I shite you not.
Posted by jyoung1
Lafayette
Member since May 2010
2123 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:52 pm to
My wife used to teach in a bad area, my favorite one was always "Samari", pronounced Sah-Mar-Ree, named after "those guys with the swords".
Posted by shifty94
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2010
2841 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:05 pm to
Years ago I had an Army Ranger (First and Middle name) and a Montana Colorado.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12632 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:13 pm to
Geesus Aych Cryst

What’s annoying about it is the little shite’s mom claims the “Cryst” has a “long I sound”

Smdh
Posted by nvcowboyfan
James Turner Street, Birmingham,UK
Member since Nov 2007
2954 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:14 pm to
please tell me Master has the last name Bates
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
6688 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:19 pm to
Friend has a Choctaw kid named Michael Buffalomeat.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12632 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Friend has a Choctaw kid named Michael Buffalomeat.


Wonder if he went for above market value
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1814 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:22 pm to
Bismo Funyuns
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1383 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:24 pm to
Octavius Titsworth III
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