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re: Office and corporate workers - What words and phrases are you sick of hearing?

Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:50 am to
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:50 am to
quote:

You know how I can tell we all work with one or more MBA's?



"Let's do a SWOT analysis!"
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40884 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 7:06 am to
"I want to wage a jihad on your vagina"
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 7:10 am to
"Suck it up buttercup"
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 7:14 am to
Heard "create me an action item" in a meeting yesterday. I had to hold back the rage
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 7:41 am to
quote:

30000 foot view

Guilty as charged
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4540 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:01 am to
"And just to piggyback off of _________..."

"What are you eating? Smells good."
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:07 am to
"You're late! Again!"

"You know that's considered workplace violence."

"What is that smell?"

"Wish he would use some deodorant. "

"That copy machine is only rated for a 1 lb. load."

"You're fired."

"Why are you still here?"
Posted by mastersleestak
Foul's Creche
Member since Dec 2014
426 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:13 am to
"Quit masturbating in your office"
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22543 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:35 am to
Coalition and spear head
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4465 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:35 am to
EBITDA
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2778 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:40 am to
How do y'all know who gets BINGO first? Surely, you don't yell out "BINGO" during the meeting?
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 8:41 am to
Synergy

Posted by darnol91
Member since Jun 2015
749 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 9:05 am to
quote:

"Drill down into that"


"goodmorning"

I get so tired of the business fake-nice small talk every Monday.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22770 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 9:42 am to
"Let's work smarter, not harder.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26722 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 9:57 am to
"Let's work smarter, not harder"

"Have a great sales and service day"

"There's an acre of diamonds in your back yard just waiting for you to mine."
Posted by lenlews
NoMiss
Member since Apr 2011
709 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:07 am to
You want fries with that?

Yeah, the shake machine is broken.

Suckamain that hoe.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90064 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 11:30 am to
Oh God "acres of diamonds"

Had a boss that loved that book and beat it to death
Posted by JeepWave
Moonshine, LA
Member since Oct 2013
106 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 11:41 am to
It seems like every time I ask someone, "How's it going this morning?", or "How are you doing today?", I always get this response:

"Oh...just another day in paradise."

Awful. Just awful.
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 11:48 am to
granularity. not heard quite as regularly as other stuff ITT, but is disproportionately fury-inducing IMO
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26722 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Had a boss that loved that book and beat it to death


It was called Modelnetics, or something like that. I worked for a company that used to make us take Modelnetics classes. It was the worst.
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