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NY Post with details about the slaying of Miss Switzerland finalist killed by husband

Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:53 pm
Imagine being the police detective or coroner having to deal with this? How do they do it, I know I could not. Also some defense attorney will have to go to court and defend this guy, how could you do that and sleep at night?

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A man fatally choked his model wife, a former Miss Switzerland finalist, after she told him she wanted a divorce — then carved out her womb and “pureed” her limbs in a blender, according to cops.

Rieben is accused of killing his wife when the 38-year-old model told him she wanted to call off their relationship, according to the local Swiss paper Tages-Anzeiger.

The pair had just had an explosive fight over their impending divorce, child custody involving their two daughters and financial issues Feb. 13, 2022 — before her butchered body was found later that day in Binningen near the city of Basel, prosecutors said.

Joksimovic, a 38-year-old mom of two, was found dead by her father in a black bag in her laundry room.

More at the link (no gruesome photos)
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95669 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:54 pm to
I've been impressively angry - and quite recently.

#Notthatangry
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85685 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:55 pm to
Really just proves that no matter how fine she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shite.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477231 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:57 pm to
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At one point, he “’carefully removed” her womb — the sole organ ripped from her torso — in what medical experts called a “deliberate mutilation or ritualized degradation of the body.”


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Her father found her body in a black bag in her laundry room.

“Rieben kept insisting he didn’t know where Kristina was and claimed she would just leave sometimes,” a close family friend of the couple told the Daily Mail.

“When [Joksimov’s father] opened the black bin bag, he saw her cut off head with the hair still attached,” the source said.


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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm, forearms and right lower leg as part of the dismemberment, according to the grisly autopsy report.

He then severed her spine in order to chop off her head.

Rieben, who was charged in December with murder, has insisted the killing was in “self defense.”


Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23398 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:00 pm to
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Really just proves that no matter how fine she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shite.

I think she was leaving him which I think technically would make her tired of his shite first?

But putting someone in a blender certainly reaches that threshold as well.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:00 pm to
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But putting someone in a blender certainly reaches that threshold as well.


us baws over here use wood chippers
Posted by ummagumma
Member since Aug 2012
345 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:01 pm to
No offense, but shouldn’t a thread with a subject line that includes “Miss Switzerland” be required to actually contain a pic of said “Miss Switzerland”?

Posted by ummagumma
Member since Aug 2012
345 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:03 pm to
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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm, forearms and right lower leg as part of the dismemberment, according to the grisly autopsy report.

He then severed her spine in order to chop off head.


Well, perhaps an exception can be made.
Posted by duckblind56
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Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:04 pm to
Damn, that's some serious "self defense" right there. What a sicko.


And....
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he “’carefully removed” her womb — the sole organ ripped from her torso


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Carefully removed
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ripped from her torso
or two totally different things. Journalism at it's finest.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156636 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:04 pm to
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“When [Joksimov’s father] opened the black bin bag, he saw her cut off head with the hair still attached,” the source said.

quote:

Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm, forearms and right lower leg as part of the dismemberment, according to the grisly autopsy report.

He then severed her spine in order to chop off her head.

Good Lord.
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has insisted the killing was in “self defense.”

Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89829 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:06 pm to
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how could you do that and sleep at night?



SFP
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23398 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:06 pm to
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us baws over here use wood chippers

I mean the blender seems really inefficient in addition to being unhygienic.
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
3009 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:07 pm to
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Good Lord.



what, you never had to dismember someone and then puree their insides in a blender afterwards in self dense before?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128297 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:08 pm to
what a jerk
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
18250 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:25 pm to
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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets


I'm assuming they're talking about a femoral head-acetabulum dislocation? If so, that requires an incredible amount of force. No chance he did that without some serious tools.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47451 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:34 pm to
Geez I wonder why she wanted to leave him.
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:37 pm to
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
23264 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:51 pm to
Took the text right off of my keyboard.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36335 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:14 pm to
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what a jerk


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The worst part is the hypocrisy.


Norm is smiling down upon you two.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29648 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:30 pm to
That poor father. Nightmare fuel.
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