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NY Post with details about the slaying of Miss Switzerland finalist killed by husband
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:53 pm
Imagine being the police detective or coroner having to deal with this? How do they do it, I know I could not. Also some defense attorney will have to go to court and defend this guy, how could you do that and sleep at night?
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A man fatally choked his model wife, a former Miss Switzerland finalist, after she told him she wanted a divorce — then carved out her womb and “pureed” her limbs in a blender, according to cops.
Rieben is accused of killing his wife when the 38-year-old model told him she wanted to call off their relationship, according to the local Swiss paper Tages-Anzeiger.
The pair had just had an explosive fight over their impending divorce, child custody involving their two daughters and financial issues Feb. 13, 2022 — before her butchered body was found later that day in Binningen near the city of Basel, prosecutors said.
Joksimovic, a 38-year-old mom of two, was found dead by her father in a black bag in her laundry room.
More at the link (no gruesome photos)
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A man fatally choked his model wife, a former Miss Switzerland finalist, after she told him she wanted a divorce — then carved out her womb and “pureed” her limbs in a blender, according to cops.
Rieben is accused of killing his wife when the 38-year-old model told him she wanted to call off their relationship, according to the local Swiss paper Tages-Anzeiger.
The pair had just had an explosive fight over their impending divorce, child custody involving their two daughters and financial issues Feb. 13, 2022 — before her butchered body was found later that day in Binningen near the city of Basel, prosecutors said.
Joksimovic, a 38-year-old mom of two, was found dead by her father in a black bag in her laundry room.
More at the link (no gruesome photos)
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:54 pm to Eurocat
I've been impressively angry - and quite recently.
#Notthatangry
#Notthatangry
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:55 pm to Eurocat
Really just proves that no matter how fine she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shite.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:57 pm to boosiebadazz
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At one point, he “’carefully removed” her womb — the sole organ ripped from her torso — in what medical experts called a “deliberate mutilation or ritualized degradation of the body.”
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Her father found her body in a black bag in her laundry room.
“Rieben kept insisting he didn’t know where Kristina was and claimed she would just leave sometimes,” a close family friend of the couple told the Daily Mail.
“When [Joksimov’s father] opened the black bin bag, he saw her cut off head with the hair still attached,” the source said.
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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm, forearms and right lower leg as part of the dismemberment, according to the grisly autopsy report.
He then severed her spine in order to chop off her head.
Rieben, who was charged in December with murder, has insisted the killing was in “self defense.”
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:00 pm to boosiebadazz
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Really just proves that no matter how fine she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shite.
I think she was leaving him which I think technically would make her tired of his shite first?
But putting someone in a blender certainly reaches that threshold as well.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:00 pm to tide06
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But putting someone in a blender certainly reaches that threshold as well.
us baws over here use wood chippers
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:01 pm to Eurocat
No offense, but shouldn’t a thread with a subject line that includes “Miss Switzerland” be required to actually contain a pic of said “Miss Switzerland”?
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:03 pm to SlowFlowPro
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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm, forearms and right lower leg as part of the dismemberment, according to the grisly autopsy report.
He then severed her spine in order to chop off head.
Well, perhaps an exception can be made.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:04 pm to SlowFlowPro
Damn, that's some serious "self defense" right there. What a sicko.
And....
And....
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he “’carefully removed” her womb — the sole organ ripped from her torso
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Carefully removed
quote:or two totally different things. Journalism at it's finest.
ripped from her torso
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:04 pm to SlowFlowPro
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“When [Joksimov’s father] opened the black bin bag, he saw her cut off head with the hair still attached,” the source said.
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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm, forearms and right lower leg as part of the dismemberment, according to the grisly autopsy report.
He then severed her spine in order to chop off her head.
Good Lord.
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has insisted the killing was in “self defense.”

Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:06 pm to Eurocat
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how could you do that and sleep at night?
SFP
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:06 pm to 777Tiger
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us baws over here use wood chippers
I mean the blender seems really inefficient in addition to being unhygienic.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:07 pm to CocomoLSU
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Good Lord.
what, you never had to dismember someone and then puree their insides in a blender afterwards in self dense before?
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
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Rieben allegedly snapped her hip joints out of their sockets
I'm assuming they're talking about a femoral head-acetabulum dislocation? If so, that requires an incredible amount of force. No chance he did that without some serious tools.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:34 pm to Eurocat
Geez I wonder why she wanted to leave him.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:37 pm to SlowFlowPro
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:51 pm to ummagumma
Took the text right off of my keyboard.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:14 pm to ChiTownBammer
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what a jerk
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The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Norm is smiling down upon you two.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:30 pm to junkfunky
That poor father. Nightmare fuel.
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