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Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlon

Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:55 am
Posted by samson'sseed
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:55 am
The other day I saw the last 2 minutes of the Olympic triathlon.

The young lady who won the gold medal looks a little like the first woman I ever had a crush on when I was 20 years old.

So, the first thought that occurred to me was how long it would take for a person who ran a triathlon to recover enough to have sexual intercourse.

What do you think the recovery period is?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80818 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:56 am to
Riveting.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6670 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:57 am to
For a man, maybe 10 minutes. Women, is a great question. I would think it would depend on factors like money, status, and making other women jealous.
This post was edited on 8/27/16 at 9:58 am
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:57 am to
That is a weird thought that to have.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:58 am to
What would be more impressive is being the first man to run a triathlon while having sex.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:00 am to
Your first crush was at 20 years old? Were you raised locked in a basement?
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
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40255 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:03 am to
Properly trained not long.
Posted by PaperTiger
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:09 am to
. Awesome
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:11 am to
There's gif I saw on Reddit this morning that would compliment your post, however I cannot post it. It involves a treadmill and intercourse, of course.
Posted by PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:13 am to
Welp, I'm off to bing.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:13 am to
Found it.

That would be fun
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:13 am to
You didn't have a crush on a girl until you were 20?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:18 am to
Does a woman need to recover to just lay there and receive?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:21 am to
Let her shower to wash off the shite that was running down her leg at the finish line.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Welp, I'm off to bing.


follows suit
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:31 am to
quote:

What do you think the recovery period is?



From not having a crush until you were 20? Not sure that you can recover.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:12 am to
After an Olympic distance triathlon, gimme about an hour (I'll still do it in less than an hour, but I might throw up).

Recovery time for me to go at it with Gwen Jorgensen (gold medalist) would be a lot longer. I don't think I have a thing for the skeletor look.

It took you 20 years to develop a crush on someone that looked like that? I pity the talent pool in your home town.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:15 am to
My gf runs marathons, and we do the deed routinely a few hours after them.

A triathlon is more intense of course, but people who train for those are beasts and recover quickly, so it's some what comparable.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:21 am to
quote:

first woman I ever had a crush on when I was 20 years old.
ok we understand you waited until 20 to have your first crush on a woman... Better late than never I suppose


But what age were you when you first started crushing on a man?
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5773 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:45 am to
Are you talking about the girl that went to Wisconsin and only rode a bikee for a year before qualifing for London? She crushed the London gold medal winner this time. Great story and achievement. She's just not the type you get excited about in the ESPN body issue.
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