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New Orleans man sentenced to probation for biting another man's penis

Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:59 pm
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:59 pm
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A New Orleans man who nearly bit off another man's penis while high on meth in the French Quarter in February was sentenced this week to probation.

In a plea deal that his attorney called a win, Jeremy Mitchell, 42, pleaded guilty as charged on Tuesday to possession of methamphetamine and dangerous instrumentalities. In exchange, felony charges of aggravated battery and second-degree battery against Mitchell were reduced to simple battery—a misdemeanor, said his defense attorney, Michael Kennedy.

The fear that drove Mitchell to fire a "warning shot into the air" and bite his sex partner's penis had a simple origin, Kennedy said.

"Essentially, it all comes down to meth hallucinations," he said.

Mitchell's gunshot summoned New Orleans police officers to the 1000 block of Dauphine Street at around 11:23 p.m. on Feb. 23. They found a man with a bloody crotch who said Mitchell had clamped down on his penis during meth-fueled oral sex, refusing to let go. Mitchell fired a shot at him while fleeing, the man said.

Police at the time said the man's injury would require "specialized, possibly long-term treatment" and have "lasting painful effects."


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Orleans Parish Criminal District Judge Robin Pittman issued Mitchell a two-year suspended sentence with two years of active probation. He must be assessed for substance abuse.


This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 4:00 pm
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:01 pm to
Not Germans due to other thread title.
Posted by Chicken
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Had to click the thread to make sure I am not friends with this person...
Posted by MemphisGuy
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:05 pm to
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A New Orleans man who nearly bit off another man's penis while high on meth in the French Quarter.

Posted by TheSadvocate
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:06 pm to
dick move
Posted by HarryBalzack
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:09 pm to
Things happen, man.
Posted by nicholastiger
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:09 pm to
I assume Latoya was out of the country
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:13 pm to
Must not be that hard of a thing to do apparently.
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:16 pm to
Aggie board
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:23 pm to
Bet he doesn’t say “bite me” to anyone ever again. That bite probably made a big meth.
Posted by Packer
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:34 pm to
Talk about a toothy bj
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 5:02 pm to
Dude took "Eat a dick," entirely too serious.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:17 pm to
TIL that biting a man's dick off is a misdemeanor in this country.


And that should terrify every single man.
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:21 pm to
When was OWL in New Orleans?
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:22 pm to
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dick move


Not anymore.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:43 pm to
Did he have to pay extra?
Posted by ChestRockwell
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:24 pm to
Somewhere Lorena Bobbitt is laughing
Posted by Champagne
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"What, too much teeth?"
Posted by tigersbb
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:43 pm to
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n a plea deal that his attorney called a win, Jeremy Mitchell, 42, pleaded guilty as charged on Tuesday to possession of methamphetamine and dangerous instrumentalities
Posted by Water
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Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:43 pm to
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who nearly bit off another man's penis while high on meth in the French Quarter in February


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