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re: New Campaign "BEAT CANCER OFF" Wants Men To Masturbate 21 or More Times a month

Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5646 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:05 pm to
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My Dr said I needed to "Clean the pipes" every three days......I told my wife and she said go for it..told her I didnt get married to jack off..that's when the fight officially started


I got advice, maybe it was a warning, right before I got married. A friend told me "if you don't like jerking off, don't get married."

I thought he was joking; but turns out you shouldn't ignore hard earned wisdom.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
970 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:08 pm to
Done
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4626 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:09 pm to
I’m convinced that this study was funded by pornographic site companies.

Men have been masturbating since the dawn of time and yet prostate cancer is still the second leading cause of death. Rates continue to climb as our population gets older.
This post was edited on 4/10/26 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20834 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:11 pm to
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Done


Dude, you didn't have to knock out all 21 in one day.

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30266 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:12 pm to
21 times a month sounds like a chronic wrist injury waiting to happen. Might be time to find other remedies. Fleshlight, Asian massage parlor, newfangled sexbot. Something.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13263 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20834 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:16 pm to
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Rates continue to climb as our population gets older.


Population getting older, so less masturbation.
Prostate cancer on the rise.

Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12292 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 12:48 pm to
I can get a quarter of the way there just on a hangover day. I guess it's my nervous system firing through the roof after a night of being pushed down but man I can pop off like a teenager after a case of beer the night before
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25832 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 12:56 pm to
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Is that for every age group? I’m in my upper 50s. That seems ambitious.


Have you seen peptides thread, it could help you.

Seriously from a Health and Fitness board stand point, just get on daily tadalafil.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27778 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 1:00 pm to
This has stroked my curiosity to learn more. Thanks.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20431 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 1:07 pm to
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I’m not slowing down for anybody!

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62293 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 1:12 pm to
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Dude, you didn't have to knock out all 21 in one day.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80033 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 2:18 pm to
Who knew I've been preventing cancer for the last 48 years?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59323 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 2:47 pm to
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Every 3 days? Is that for every age group? I’m in my upper 50s. That seems ambitious.


quote:

by Willie Stroker


Name does NOT check out
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75208 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 2:59 pm to
Just trading one problem for another. I'm scheduling my carpal tunnel surgery now.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1612 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 4:19 pm to
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To bring the message into everyday life, influencers were sent a limited edition 21 Tissues Box, with tissues numbered 1–21


MD Anderson bout to go out of business.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
20880 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 4:31 pm to
Was it a month after kid # 2?
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10226 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 4:55 pm to
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men who ejaculate 21 or more times per month



Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1935 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 5:03 pm to
What if I double up?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56002 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:44 pm to
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Masturbate 21 or More Times a month


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