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re: New Campaign "BEAT CANCER OFF" Wants Men To Masturbate 21 or More Times a month

Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:18 am to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20834 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:18 am to
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I'm doing my part, but damn my wrist hurts.


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Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39665 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:20 am to
New wife incoming.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:57 am to
Like Clarence Carter I be strokin
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80947 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:58 am to
I guarantee the Chans are behind this. The safety pins after the 2016 election was the last one this good.
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3565 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:59 am to
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that's when the fight officially started



any update on how the fight ended...?
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62295 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:00 pm to
I wonder if my doctor would give me a prescription for this!


ETA: I’ve got some catching up to do!
This post was edited on 4/10/26 at 12:02 pm
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2198 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:04 pm to
17 year old me says "so..is that a problem?"

60 yr old me doesn't have it in me. literally. the well is almost dried up.
Posted by TSS4LSU
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2003
1143 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:30 pm to
Oh hell yeah. On the one hand its good for my health. On the other its makes me ambidextrous
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1883 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:32 pm to
REDBONE

I see why its red, baw.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6080 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:32 pm to

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Is that for every age group? I’m in my upper 50s. That seems ambitious.




I'm 55
This post was edited on 4/10/26 at 12:39 pm
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6080 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:34 pm to
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any update on how the fight ended...?




she wore granny panties and a no flap onesie to bed.
This post was edited on 4/10/26 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62251 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:34 pm to
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I needed to "Clean the pipes" every three times a day



FIFY


quote:

I told my wife and she said go for it..told her I didnt get married to jack off..that's when the fight officially started


BJ's in most marriages drop by 80% to 90% as soon as you say "I do". Stand your ground!
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16658 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:34 pm to
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You need to change your username now

I’ve tried.

Chicken won’t do it.

William Stroker is more age appropriate. Did not seem like a tough ask.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6080 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:42 pm to
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BJ's in most marriages drop by 80% to 90% as soon as you say "I do". Stand your ground!



Tell me something I don't already know....she refuses to honor the Steak and a B.J holiday but God forbid I try to skip Valentines day.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28601 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:49 pm to
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No thanks, but I'll gladly accept 21 BJs per month from Sydney Sweeney


That would make her the Florence Nightingale of our age.
This post was edited on 4/10/26 at 12:50 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:49 pm to
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men who ejaculate 21 or more times per month may reduce their risk of prostate cancer by up to 22%,
Word out of College Station is that 21 ejaculations is a dream cum true.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19981 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:50 pm to
Easily hit that number every month
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20834 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

BJ's in most marriages drop by 80% to 90% as soon as you say "I do"


Reminds me of a story an old man told me when he found out I was engaged.

Get a jar and put a penny in it every time you get a BJ before the wedding day.
After the wedding day, take a penny out every time you get a BJ.

That jar will never get empty.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25754 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:57 pm to
Those Asian massage parlors should be renamed “Cancer Prevention Centers”
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62251 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Tell me something I don't already know....she refuses to honor the Steak and a B.J holiday but God forbid I try to skip Valentines day.


You know, that is the reason the sodomy laws are still on the book. If not were legal, you could put it in the pre nup.

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