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re: Nelly Furtado stopped eating like a bird

Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5716 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Christina Aguilera

Arguably the hottest woman to ever call SW Pennsylvania home. Fellow Yinzer.
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 12:38 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72943 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

She'll need two plane seats now to fly away.
The C-17 Furtado variant:

Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
28135 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:44 pm to
Same diet as Johnny Damon?



BTW,why does she dress like she's still hot?

Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10760 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 1:34 pm to
More like Nelly Fartado amirite
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5078 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Hell yes I would try to knock them boots off.


A grease gun squeezed between them boots and her calves is the ONLY way them boots are coming off.



Nevermind, I heard a faint scream coming through my phone, I now see its the zipper on the boots I hear.
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 1:42 pm
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82058 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Hypothyroidism
Cantputtaforkdownism
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82058 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

She’s 46–she’s probably hitting perimenopause and 35 is like hitting a wall for women’s metabolisms.

Ehh, it only happens if you stop putting in effort and letting your cravings/desires win over what the correct choice should be. Its never fun eating a piece of fruit instead of a pint of Ben & Jerrys but those are the decisions that need to happen
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138153 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:19 pm to
JD looks like a drunk Hawaiian
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138184 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:20 pm to
Nelly furTORTA
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:26 pm to
Saddest thing around

When a girl gains a ton of weight abd none of it goes to her boobs
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3997 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:38 pm to
Smelly Frittata
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62745 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 3:23 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
8787 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 3:33 pm to
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BTW,why does she dress like she's still hot?


Well…..I suspect she feels uncomfortably hot all the time now.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23495 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 3:40 pm to
Holy smokes.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7461 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 4:07 pm to
She looks like a jerseyshore guidete
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57977 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 4:11 pm to
She somehow transformed into early 2000's Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12714 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 4:13 pm to
Whole new outlook on the term "filling out"
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
5246 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 4:46 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 4:49 pm
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8927 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 4:52 pm to
Assuming she has $30mil in a Schwab account and now DNGAF
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17755 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:59 pm to
She is fricking legit fat. Wow.

Her legs give off the impression that’s her normal size. Huge bitch.

No wonder she started doing songs with Timberland in the beginning of the 2000s.
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 6:00 pm
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