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re: Need the OTs help.. Might be in some deep legal trouble

Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108772 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:08 pm to
OP sounds dumb as frick. Who in the hell gives 11 yr old kids a hatchet to go kill a venomous snake? What a moron.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79308 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:08 pm to
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Like anyone on the OT has black friends


Pfft. I waved to a black guy once. Close enough.
Posted by NfamousPanda
Central
Member since Jan 2016
804 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13263 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:08 pm to
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I ain't going to battle with a cotton mouth using a hatchet.

Seriously. Us OTers just whip out our trouser pythons to show the other snake whose territory they're on. That's usually enough to make them move along.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:09 pm to
If his parents want to pursue the issue.....youre probably fricked.


Had the kid actually lost his foot, you would be what I like to call "double fricked"
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85037 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:09 pm to
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tgrbaitn08

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LINK

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Let me preface this buy saying i am a poor guy right out of college


How is everybody missing this? The OP started a thread a month ago saying he is a poor guy just out of college and wanting to buy a $45 pool.

Now, he has 11 year old son killing snakes?

Good catch.

This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 2:13 pm
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16522 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:09 pm to
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If its worth anything my son succeeded in killing the snake


Not really very successful if it bit his friend first
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32715 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:09 pm to
Clearly youre trashy. Why didn't you just hand your kid a shotgun to go kill the snake unsupervised?
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 2:10 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106484 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:10 pm to
Is this a count alter?
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:10 pm to
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If its worth anything my son succeeded in killing the snake
It’s not
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72158 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:10 pm to
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Long story short my son and his friend came running into the house saying that they found a cotton mouth near the edge of the pound while they were fishing. I gave my son a hatchet and told him to just take care of it.
That is the dumbest thing Scruffy has read in a while.

This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79308 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:11 pm to
Start an affair with the kid's mom then blackmail her to remove the possible suit.

PROFIT!
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4098 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:11 pm to
Can we just add a “Gratuitous Legal Advice” board while we are at it?

It will be separate from the “I want to reduce my child support obligations” board.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 2:13 pm
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:11 pm to
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The OP started a thread a week ago saying he is a poor guy just out of college and wanting to buy a $45 pool.



He doesn't sound all that bright. He could be in his mid-30s and just now getting out of college.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10214 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:11 pm to
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he kid is mostly okay except for a little nerve damage.


Nerve damage sucks and it's permanent. Even a "little" nerve damage sucks, especially in a little kid who is going to have to live with it the rest of his life. That ain't good. Check your homeowner's liability limits and let your agent know a claim is a comin'.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21546 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:12 pm to
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I have taught my son how to safely dispose of snakes with a shovel

"Disposing" of a venomous snake with a shovel is pretty much NOT SAFE, dumbass. "Disposing" of a non-venomous snake is useless.

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his friend came running into the house saying that they found a cotton mouth

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I gave my son a hatchet and told him to just take care of it.


Shitty advice.

First, instruct your child to simply stay away from snakes. If he's interested in them, watch them from a distance. Secondly, instruct your child to learn to properly identify snakes.

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I believe me and my son did nothing wrong

I believe a decent attorney could argue that you were negligent in instructing your son to try and kill a venomous snake with a hatchet.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72158 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:12 pm to
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Check your homeowner's liability limits and let your agent know a claim is a comin'.
Hopefully OP has stupidity coverage.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35582 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:13 pm to
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Kids are around 11


You, sir, are what is called a fricking moron.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:13 pm to
I gave my son a steak knife and told him to take care of it. I have no idea how his friend got bit. Am I fricked?
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35554 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:13 pm to
This is the guy who fed his son his parents’ koi fish
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