Started By
Message

re: Need help from the LLOTOT ... hard legs can f-off

Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61969 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:26 pm to
If it’s just a babydoll - find out her bra size and look at the size guide online - then you will know what size to buy

Since it’s a dress type thing, panty size shouldn’t matter. Unless it comes with matching panties.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5296 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:29 pm to
That's exactly right. I'm just her gay friend.
Posted by not Jack
Texas
Member since Jan 2018
502 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:25 am to
5x should work.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64167 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 4:59 am to


PRO TIP

While the lace stuff may look attractive, women may find the stiffness uncomfortable. Aside from not knowing her bra and panty size, not knowing her actual preference is not good.

PRO TIP : the sequel

How long have you been married? Has her body changed over that time? A good husband will know all her sizes (dress, ring, hat, gloves, etc, etc) and her preferences in colors and patterns. Also, buyer beware, a size 2 with one company may be a size 4 with another.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30989 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:24 am to
quote:

How do I size


Go to Victoria's Secret and look at all the workers titties, when you find a pair that match your wives tell the girl you need a bra her size.
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
380 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:35 am to
Get sizes and go to a specialty store with sales people that can help you. Go with a loose slip type top for comfort and ease of fit (like a short dress).
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
86021 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:51 am to
quote:

Honest question.
A Babydoll dress is not dressing like a child. It is a style of dress

This is a babydoll dress.





I think the fembots from Austin Powers wore lingerie versions


This post was edited on 8/12/26 at 5:53 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106634 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 5:55 am to
Just buy her a nice bathrobe or pajamas. Guarantee she'll like it better than some hoochie mama underwear.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76675 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 6:23 am to
quote:

OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197837 posts
quote:

regular panties are far too restrictive on my weiner and nads
50 Shades of
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35444 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 6:25 am to
Take a nude of her to Victorias Secret and get a recommendation. They can size her up

Report back on what they say
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
1219 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 6:29 am to
quote:

Fredericks of Hollywood has crotchless panties


Lets your balls hang free...
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60694 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 7:33 am to
Xxxl baw
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198701 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 11:25 am to
OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197837 posts
quote:
regular panties are far too restrictive on my weiner and nads



It will be a great loss to this place when I finally kicked the bucket
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19948 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:45 pm to
Hard leg here. Pro tip: If you think it might be too small, that is ok. If you think it will be the right size or there is even a remote chance it will be too big, don't do it. If you do, you will pay, maybe with your life.

YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD FIT ME???!!!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26048 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:49 pm to
Babydoll?

Bra size, band and cup. Panty size too. The website will have a sizing guide.

Be sure…. Go too big and she’ll think you think she’s fat, go too small and she’ll FEEL fat.

Babydolls are pretty forgiving size wise so you should be fine.

Don’t forget the band size!!

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198701 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Don’t forget the band size!!

orchestra
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26048 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

orchestra


You don’t get a lot of tail, do ya?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198701 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

You don’t get a lot of tail, do ya?
chicks dig me


Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26048 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

chicks dig me


Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67316 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Be sure…. Go too big and she’ll think you think she’s fat, go too small and she’ll FEEL fat.

first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

Facebook•X•Instagram